Here’s Leaked Video of The New Rollercoaster at Cedar Point And It Looks Absolutely Nuts

From Cleveland.com

SANDUSKY, Ohio – Coaster fans across the country are having a hard time containing their excitement: Increasing evidence points to the opening next year of a record-breaking dive coaster at Cedar Point.

Computerized images of a coaster called Valravn appeared on several Internet sites over the weekend, reportedly taken from a Cedar Point phone app, which has since been disabled.

Cedar Point spokesman Bryan Edwards declined to comment on the images. But Robb Alvey, who runs the website Theme Park Review, said the images are credible.


Well holy shit. Cedar Point already boasts 16 (or is it 17?) awesome rollercoasters and this one is no different.  Don’t really have any idea what a “Dive Coaster” is but I know this seems like one of those rides where you’ll gladly wait in line for 3 hours in 85 degree heat while losing 5 lbs of water weight because you’re sweating so much. For me there’s only 2 rides in the park that justify that long of a wait; Millennium Force and Maverick. Those are the top 2 and if you disagree you’re wrong. Top Thrill is cool but there’s all that waiting for what, 15 seconds of action and then you’re done? All that build up for a fun, fast, ride that leaves you wanting more. Hm. Sounds like we’re talking about a completely different subject here.

Here are my official power rankings for best rides in the park because I know you all are DYING to know.

Tier 1

  • Millennium Force (GOAT)
  • Maverick

Tier 2

  • Top Thrill Dragster
  • Magnum (A classic)
  • Max Air (underrated, best non coaster in the park)

Tier 3

  • Raptor
  • Gatekeeper
  • Rougarou (Mantis killed your nuts)
  • Witches Wheel (don’t hate)
  • Wicked Twister
  • Skyhawk

Tier 4

  • Power Tower
  • Corkscrew (only because there’s usually no line)
  • Mean Streak (ALWAYS walk away with a sore back)
  • Gemini
  • Windseeker

Mishmash- College student caught watching porn in lecture hall; Woman hates haircut, destroys salon with sledgehammer; Hateful Eight trailer

Cleveland pic of the day

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College student “caught” watching porn in the middle of a lecture hall. If we’re being honest this has about a 12% chance of being real. Still funny though.

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Woman attacks a hair salon with a sledgehammer because she didn’t like her haircut. Seems reasonable to me.

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Nothing to see here just a fish jumping out of the water and biting a man’s nipple

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One of the more cringeworthy videos in awhile. Mom spends a minute-plus taking selfies at a playground. It’s all about the angles.

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 There was a HUUUGE explosion in China yesterday

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Some spoiled asshole set his Ferrari on fire because he was afraid to tell his dad that he didn’t like the car and he wanted to upgrade it

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Hey if you want to puke here’s another angle from “The Shot”

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Trailer for the new Tarantino movie “The Hateful Eight”

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