Browns select “Feast Mode” Danny Shelton. WE’RE BACK BABY!!!

Love it. Love it. Love it. The Browns needed help on the defensive line and Danny Selton provides that. Shelton, Phil Taylor, and Billy Winn… that sounds pretty good to me. Can’t wait for Danny Shelton to feast on all the AFC North running backs. Plus his nickname is “Feast Mode.” What’s not to like?

He also almost squeezed Roger Goodell to death

The Browns defensive players like the pick

https://twitter.com/Gipson_duos24/status/593950403542192128

Goodbye Kevin Love (for now)

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Well that’s a kick in the dick. From him saying he’d be back playing in these playoffs; to the Cavs saying it’s unlikely he’ll return in the playoffs; to this announcement that he’s having surgery and will be out 4-6 months; it’s been one case of bad news after another. And that sucks because he was just starting to find his groove.

This article by Chris Haynes on Cleveland.com profiles how good Kevin Love was feeling the day before his injury and it’s super depressing

If you don’t think Kevin Love is coming back after he sees that masterpiece then I don’t know what to tell you. You clearly don’t understand basketball or life in general.

Also, stay tuned. There’s a pretty cool thing that’s in the works that has to do with Kevin Love and Cleveland that some of our readers/guys on the ‘net are doing. Gotta iron out some details first but I think you guys will like it.

So we’ll grieve today until the NFL Draft and then it’s over. It’s all hands on deck from here on out. Can’t feel sorry for ourselves, we’re coming for that ass, Chicago (or Milwaukee)

PS: FUCK whoever runs the Sportsnation Twitter account. How the Houston Rockets guy loses his job FOR BEING FUNNY AND USING EMOJIS, and the unfunny Sportsnation Twitter guy still has a job is mind blowing.

https://twitter.com/SportsNation/status/593610214194184192

Mishmash- Puppy barks at himself because he has the hiccups; Old people watch Mortal Kombat fatalities; T-Rex back

Cleveland pic of the day

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These Marvel inspired football helmets are pretty cool

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Old people watching Mortal Kombat fatalities is never not funny (check out that badass in the bolo)

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Britney Spears sprained her ankle last night on stage. I don’t know why this is on here but here we are. Last 5 seconds of the video

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THE ORIGINAL T-REX IS BACK IN JURASSIC WORLD

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Here’s a puppy barking at himself because he has the hiccups

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A guy liked his own wanted post on Facebook and promptly got arrested 

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