This dog taking a leak on a Michigan colored fire hydrant will warm your heart

Michigan Fire Hydrant

Absolute perfection. This is what God intended when he created fire hydrants. This fire hydrant is set up at the Ohio State Veterinary Medical Center in the dog walking area. If we’re being honest though, this should be a Wiconsin/Michigan State/Any other semi relevant school colored fire hydrant instead. Like, at what point does making fun of Michigan get old? Michigan doesn’t matter. They haven’t mattered in like ten years. Ohio State just won a national championship, should we really be getting that worked up about a dog taking a leak on a maize and blue fire hydrant?

Yes. Absolutely. Hope he shits on it next time.

The Cincinnati Bengals and the Cleveland Orchestra trolled the Browns today

The Bengals posted this tweet earlier in the day. What could it be?!?

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Hilarious joke! Super timely and topical too. Those Bengals always on top of their game I tell ya.

But that’s not rock bottom. That’s just a team ripping on a division rival. No big deal really. What’s really concerning is when a city’s OWN ORCHESTRA trolls that city’s professional football team.

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Sigh.

We throw around “rock bottom” about every other day when you’re a Browns fan.  This….. might be rock bottom. When you’ve become such a joke in your own city that even flute players and cello strummers are making fun of you, it’s time to look in the mirror.

Whatever. 13 days till the uniform reveal.

Mishmash- Yuengling is #1; Dad pulls out son’s tooth with Camaro; Gronk spikes EVERYTHING

Cleveland pic of the day

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Yuengling is the #1 craft beer brewery in America

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The guy who invented the “Pet Rock” died. Legend. The epitome of the phrase “snake it till you make it” 

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Tara Reid seems to be looking fantastic these days

Too thin? Tara Reid looked worryingly slender as she posed in a bikini on the beach on Friday

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I don’t know if you guys are interested in this movie or not, but this trailer for Mad Max looks pretty sweet

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So Florida. Dad pulls his son’s loose tooth out when he ties it to a camaro

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Gronk spike video of the day

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