Mishmash- Drunkest St. Patty’s guy ever; Man shoots friend after he buys wrong beer; Free ice cream at Dairy Queen

Cleveland pic of the day

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Wayne Rooney got knocked the F out during a “playful” boxing match

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Demarco Murray attended a UFC event in Dallas and the whole crowd booed him. So awkward.

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Couple days old but Dinosaurs x Notorious BIG is pretty good

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YOU CAN GET FREE ICE CREAM CONES AT DAIRY QUEEN TODAY

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A man shot his friend because he bought him the wrong kind of beer

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Georgia State’s coach tore his Achilles celebrating his team’s win

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This guy may have had a little too much to drink

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Vine of the day

LeBron James almost killed an entire section of Orlando Magic fans

The above picture was taken during the fourth quarter of the Cavs win over the Magic. The black shirt guy in the front row touched the ball while LeBron was trying to save it before in went out of bounds. As you can see LeBron was not happy and the people in the front row probably crapped their pants.

What do you think each person in the picture was thinking?

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  1. “LeBron, your hairline. What’s your secret and how can I get some?”
  2. “Sorry bro. These non-prescription glasses blurred my vision and I had no idea the ball was that close”
  3. “Oh my God I’ve never seen a black guy this close”
  4.  “Is that LeBron? I thought we were at a Phish concert. Who’s got the weed?”
  5. “Look honey, a BASKETBALL player!”
  6. “I’m missing the local news for this”
  7. *Takes Snap Chat and types “Front Row LeBron James bitchesss”*
  8. “So that’s why they call him ‘King?”
  9. “I’ll be that good and tall and strong and black one day”
  10. “Do it LeBron. Kill him. Let there be blood! Do it!!”
  11. “Day light savings time hmmm why are they saving it and where do they keep it?”
  12. “What section are the hot dogs at and I wonder how many I can fit in my mouth…”

 

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(Report) Johnny Manziel is out of rehab

Take that for what it’s worth because “sources” haven’t been so good to Cleveland in the past 24 hours. IF it’s true, then good for Johnny. He stayed in there about a BILLION times longer than anyone said he would. This was just step #1 and now he has to figure what he’s going to do from here. We’ve always been Pro-Johnny around here so I’m hoping like hell he figures this shit out. Nothing in the world would make me happier than seeing him succeed in playing quarterback for the Cleveland Browns.

I just want to feel this type of excitement again:

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(ps- that’s me standing on the chair)

His girlfriend tipped everyone off earlier this afternoon

https://instagram.com/p/0Lmor0lA40/?taken-by=coll_crowley

And it seems his sister just got some flowers from him today (maybe to celebrate his release?)

He’s home (maybe)

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UPDATE: THE PLOT THICKENS

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