If there was ever a baby that encapsulated everything that Bottlegate.com stands for it’d be this little guy right here. Sports, cheerleaders, and jugs. This baby is my spirit animal and frankly I’m not embarrassed at all to admit that. Imagine when this kid grows up, he’ll be the cocksman of his high school swatting away all the girls like a horse swatting flies. Keep being you, little man. Keep being you.
The pic gets even better once you zoom in a little. I love this kid.
Mark it down. February 5th, 2015. The day the Cleveland Indians assured themselves of a World Series birth. MARK. IT. DOWN. All these dorks on Twitter calling it the “Bieber Curse” blah blah blah. Hey people, remember when he was photographed with the New England Patriots in December? How’d their season go?
And also, who does Bieber accompany to the ring during boxing matches? Oh, only Floyd Mayweather, ya know, one of the most dominant boxers ever.
So spare me with this loser “Bieber Curse” stuff. We’ll be having a Cavs parade in June and an Indians parade in November led by The Biebs on the first float. Deal with it.
PS- I think the kid is a puke and if the Indians do happen to have a bad season then I’m all for blaming it on Justin
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Guy puts implants in his face and slices his nose off so he can look like a guy from Captain America
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There’s a new Poltergeist movie coming out in July and some pictures have been released
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Hannah Davis is the new SI cover girl
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The Saved By The Bell cast had a reunion on Fallon last night
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A barber gives kids old man haircuts when they misbehave and it’s hilarious
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A Chinese guy cut off his hand to cure himself of his internet addiction
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Man flies a remote control Millennium Falcon
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