A couple things:
1. He looks like a marionette.
2. Varejao was our best offensive player tonight.
3. Blatt got outcoached.
4. You always look like a dork guarding the ball on an in bounds play. It’s inevitable. Andy just took it to another level.
5. The above video is what I’ll look like then Josh Gordon catches his first pass on Sunday.
The “all-star” team Major League Baseball sent over to Japan to play their national team in a 7 game series may be getting their tits lit a bit, including getting no-hit this past Saturday, but god damnit they’re having fun doing it. LA Angels reliever Hector Santiago dared Pittsburgh Pirates reliever Mark Melancon to serenade a random Japanese lady, so this happened:
Not sure if it was a double dog or not, but impressive nonetheless. Melancon then responded by daring him to do this…
(Video via Hector Santiago’s Instagram)
Idk why it took a dare for that beautiful dome to get a kiss but whatevs. This all just proves the age-old adage, “pitchers are fucking weird”.
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Thor is named People’s Sexiest Man Alive
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Juggalos threaten Portland business…. lol
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Jose Canseco is being weird again and selling the gun that shot his finger off… and the actual finger
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/534493297301938176
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Brock Lesnar could be returning to the UFC after Wrestlemania
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The world’s tallest rollercoaster is opening in Orlando in 2017 and it actually looks like a major snoozefest
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Bill Walton hasn’t showered inside for 35 years
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Vine of the day
Bottlegate 