The “all-star” team Major League Baseball sent over to Japan to play their national team in a 7 game series may be getting their tits lit a bit, including getting no-hit this past Saturday, but god damnit they’re having fun doing it. LA Angels reliever Hector Santiago dared Pittsburgh Pirates reliever Mark Melancon to serenade a random Japanese lady, so this happened:

Not sure if it was a double dog or not, but impressive nonetheless. Melancon then responded by daring him to do this…

(Video via Hector Santiago’s Instagram)

Idk why it took a dare for that beautiful dome to get a kiss but whatevs. This all just proves the age-old adage, “pitchers are fucking weird”.