Mishmash- Coach K tells Kyrie “f*ck you”; No more porn in Starbucks; Denard Robinson car video; Ted Cruz booed

Cleveland pic of the day

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Here’s video of Denard Robinson driving his car into that pond

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Bad news for you Starbucks customers, you won’t be able to watch porn in their stores anymore 

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Coach K tells Kyrie “fuck you” during Team USA practice

https://www.instagram.com/p/BID8-eyDNza/

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Ted Cruz got BOOED

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Here are some manatees just chillin

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Mishmash- Biggest Jager Bomb ever; Guy poops his pants to evade arrest; Corey Fuller motivational speech; Cam gets stuffed

Cleveland pic of the day

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Back from the Pacific Northwest, ready to grind out these Mishmashes to help your mornings suck less.

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Guy poops his pants to avoid getting arrested. It’s really not that terrible of a strategy if you think about it.

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Nailed that flip. Absolutely nailed it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIAqIesApLC/

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A wild boar appears from the ocean and goes #beastmode on a few beachgoers

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Former Brown Corey Fuller gave a pretty good pump up speech to a group of kids

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Cam Newton got stuffed by a girl during a volleyball game

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIEFNDZDbiK/

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Dollar Shave Club just sold for $1 BILLION DOLLARS

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This is the biggest Jager bomb I’ve ever seen

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Ezekiel Elliott has the highest selling jersey in the NFL

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VIDEO: LeBron tells crowd at ESPYs after-party to dance or leave

(h/t /u/Chuggawumba123)

“Like, if you’re not dancin’, shakin’ your ass and having a good time, there’s an exit sign right there, there’s an exit sign right there, there’s an exit sign right there, there’s an exit sign right there. You gotta get the fuck up outta here. This the Uninterrupted party and y’all know how we get down, aight? So if y’all not dancin’, havin’ a good time and shaking your ass, y’all gotta go man.”

The “Uninterrupted” line took me about 20 minutes to decipher. I just want you guys to know that.

Looks like a pretty fun party though. Not to mention a nice, safe environment for JR to pop his top off. An Uninterrupted with JR’s shirt talking about their rocky relationship since the NBA Finals would be cool. Two sides to every story.

Who do we think LeBron was yelling at for not dancing?

“Bron don’t kick me out bruh c’mon I’m dancin see”

 

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