Asshole Ravens fan goes into the Dawg Pound and taunts Browns fans

September 25, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

Horrible look for the city of Cleveland and Browns fans right here. It’s one thing to coexist with opposing team’s fans and have some good natured back and forth jabs with each other… but it’s a totally different thing when an opposing fan comes into your stadium, taunts the home crowd, taunts the DAWG POUND, basically pisses right in your eyeball… and not one single fan does anything about it.

Are Browns fans becoming soft? Think this shit would fly in Oakland’s black hole? Think Philly fans would have just laughed it off? You know what I blame for the lack of retaliation here? Social Media. Everyone was probably ‘Gramming, Facebooking, or Vining this asshole the entire game. “Look at this Ravens fan, what a douche!” Say someone were to lay one finger on him. The next thing you know that someone is a YouTube sensation and dubbed the “most villainous man in America.” Gloria Allred is holding emergency press conferences for the victim in this “heinous crime.” Next thing you know the judge is throwing the book at the suspect and he’s getting ten years for attempted murder. All because some opposing fan thought they’d be cute and try to taunt the Dawg Pound.

I long for the days when someone could take a swing on an opposing fan and not everyone is standing around holding their iPhones while giggling and shouting “Worldstar!” If this were the 1980’s version of the Dawg Pound I’d bet my life some drunk Northeast Ohioan would’ve pulled a Leonidas and shouted “This is Cleveland” while kicking the opposing fan down the aisle. People would cheer. Fans would applaud. Girls would be smitten. Men would be filled with envy. That act of valor instantly becomes stuff of Cleveland lore. That’s the world I want to live in.

This guy stole the show

**BTW Bottlegate does not condone stadium violence so don’t sue us plz.

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Cleveland woman gets stabbed in the face for laughing at her drunk friend

September 25, 2014 Ai Leave a comment

From Cleveland.com:

“A woman slashed her roommate’s face after the roommate laughed at the woman’s drunkenness, Cleveland police said.

The incident happened about 3 p.m. Monday at an apartment on the 7900 block of Korman Avenue on the city’s East Side.”

“Recha Spencer, 36, had been drinking since the night before when her roommate, another 36-year-old woman, began laughing at Spencer’s drunkenness.

Spencer became enraged, grabbed her roommate by the shirt and shoved her. Spencer then grabbed a knife and slashed a three-inch gash on her roommate’s forehead.

Spencer fled the apartment, but officers called to the scene found her nearby. She was arrested and charged with felonious assault.”

Now THAT’S a girl I’d like to party with.

Couple things here though. First and foremost, 3 PM? Recha Spencer was drunk enough at 3 in the afternoon to slash her now ex friend in the goddamn forehead? I mean that’s just flat out fucking impressive. You can’t deny the stamina required to turn a girls night out into an assault charge the following day. Rech rode after hours right into mimosas. She was prob just popping home for a quick nap to recharge the batts before the Lorde concert and her trick ass roomie had to go and give her lip. What was she doing all day? Probably working? Get turn’t, hoe.

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Lorde fans sing “Royals”, look exactly what you think Lorde fans would look like

September 25, 2014 Ai 1 Comment

From Cleveland.com:

“Indie-pop singer Lorde made a tour stop into Cleveland Wednesday night where she performed in front thousands at Jacobs Pavilion. The 17-year-old is known for her unique voice and in the video above, concertgoers take a shot at singing along to the song, “Royals.”

Lorde is traveling across North America to promote her debut studio album, “Pure Heroine,” which was nominated for a Grammy Award in Best Pop Vocal Album.”

So Lorde was in town last night…

https://twitter.com/lordemusic/status/514819176931028992

Thnx, Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O’Connor. More syllables in her real name or number of years she’s been alive? Answer: push, if you count the stutters. I find it difficult to wrap my head around the fact that I’m sitting here as a 23 year old in my cube eating a party size bag of Skittles that I’ve categorized by color, one at a time, like they’re the nectar of life, and Lorde is leading her own band of hippies and getting Grammy nominations as a 17 year old. But that’s neither here nor there.

Do yourself a favor and click the link so you can watch the video I couldn’t figure out how to embed in this blog. Couple takeaways from it:

1. Good or bad when the only word your fans can come up with when asked why they like you is “weird”?

3. If you were the father of one of the two 5th grade girls wearing glorified sports bras and headbands, how many consecutive days would your daughter be wearing turtlenecks and snow pants in public?

4. What a fun album name for a 17 year old. “Pure Heroine”.

5. She probably outdrew the Indians game.

So pissed I missed the tailgate