On this anniversary of 9/11 do yourself a favor and watch Man in the Red Bandana

Blogged this in September 2014 and it’ll be posted every year on this day as long Bottlegate.com is still in operation

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My advice: Block out 15 minutes of your day, turn off your iPhone, and press play.

It was nice to watch something worthwhile that didn’t mention Roger Goodell or Ray Rice for a change. I think what really hits home is that Welles Crowther could have been me. It could have been you. Just a normal guy in his early 20s who loved sports and his family and who wanted to be a firefighter and help people. You always think about how you’d act in one of those Fight or Flight situations. Hopefully if ever that situation arises, we’re able to have half of the courage that Welles Crowther showed that day.

Can’t believe it’s 13 years ago today. I can remember that Tuesday in 2001 like it was yesterday. I was dressed in an orange Nautica shirt, jeans, and a brand new pair of some white K-Swiss sneakers(fashion icon, I know). At around 10:30 or 11 AM I was walking up the stairs at Willoughby Middle School on my way to 4th period Computer class. On my route to the computer room I had to walk past the main office. I remember walking past the office and seeing all the secretaries and aides running around and answering phones and specifically thinking to myself “Damn, why does everyone look so busy?”  Lo and behold after everyone takes their seat in the classroom, my teacher tells us all that 2 planes had crashed into the World Trade Center.  I can remember countless kids getting called out of school and just a general feeling of uneasiness for the rest of the school day. There was no Twitter, no social media, no smartphones to keep us updated throughout the day. Later we’d find out about the plane that hit the Pentagon and the one in Pennsylvania. All after school events were cancelled along with our final practice before our first football game of the season. I remember coming home and having my 12 year old eyes glued to CNN for the rest of the night and going to bed not knowing if we’d be attacked any more while I was sleeping… That day fucking sucked.

Say what you want about GW, I still get goosebumps watching this

The Isaiah Crowell Hype Video will make him your new favorite Browns player

This is the Isaiah Crowell hype video we deserve and the one we need.

First off, this music BANGS. I’m not lying when I say that was the most entertaining player highlight video I’ve ever seen. I literally jumped out of my seat when I read “Throw Dem Pizza Lunchables on the Field!”

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I don’t even know what that means but you can bet your ass I’m gonna be yelling it all day Sunday in the Muni Lot and inside the stadium. There’s just so many one liners here that can be used in everyday life. Someone cuts you off in traffic? “Take a ride in the slam sedan….BITCH!”  At the gas station and see some guy wearing jorts? #SoNotCrow!

Isaiah Crowell is quickly becoming the new cult favorite Cleveland athlete and I’m A OK with that. All aboard the Tha Crow bandwagon!

#SoFuckinCrow

UPDATE: The music is actually Raven’s (the wrestler) entrance theme

Josh Gordon looks magnificent selling cars

http://instagram.com/p/ss2mXPAPdM/

 

“I’m Josh Gordon, even though I love getting high, you won’t find lower down payments than here at the Sarchione Auto Group.”

After one day on the job, Josh already looks like he’s the best car salesman in Ohio. He’s dressed kinda casual but still professionally enough that you know he’s not one of those sleazeball car salesmen. You know, the kind that when you shake their hand your hand is left with a greasy film on it because of all their hair gel. He’s approachable and ready to get you into that new car. Zero down and 0% APR.

What do you think Josh is thinking in this picture?

“Only a couple days now until I’m back on the field and not doing this shit anymore. Now where’s the blunt?”

I’m actually surprised he’s made it 2 days at this job to be honest.

 

SELL THE METAL!!

Cleveland