Man Dressed as Isis Terrorist (with Ebola) on a boat casually strolls into the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame

 

Before we get started, this guy-

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Total dork.

 

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, this is actually terrifying. The Rock Hall is located adjacent to First Energy Stadium. You know, the place where 70,000 people all gather at once for 8 Sundays every fall to cheer on the Browns. I imagine Ebola and/or Ricin could do some damage there. I peed a little when I saw this shot:

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So this is bad, bad news. You have to sit next to thousands of drunk, sweaty fans watching the Browns AND on top of that you get Ebola! Just think, you get to watch the Browns get outscored in the first half by 3 touchdowns…then make a sweet comeback in the second half… only to lose on a last second field goal…THEN a couple days later your eyeballs pop out of your head, you shit every organ out of your body, and you die a slow painful death from Ebola (sounds like a metaphor for watching an entire Browns game actually).  Talk about a shitty (pun intended) way to spend your Sunday afternoon. If you need me next Sunday, I’ll be sprawled out on my recliner watching Sunday Ticket in HD, drinking a Budweiser, thriving, and not getting Ebola.

PS- That was actually a VERY friendly terrorist. He could teach ISIS a thing or two about manners.

Group of 100+ teenagers attack random, unsuspecting people as part of a “game”

From WREG in Memphis

 Three people, two of them teens, are recovering at home after being brutally attacked by a mob of teenagers in a busy shopping plaza at Poplar and Highland. The vicious parking lot brawl was caught on cell phone video. The disturbing video shows a high school kid lying still on the ground while others repeatedly kicked and stomped on his head. The teen attacked is an employee of Kroger. “They followed hitting him with a pumpkin. He was already unconscious, so all you could see was blood and pumpkins,” said a witness who did not want to be identified. He is a friend of the victims.

The witness says the mob of young teens viciously ran through the Poplar Plaza parking lot assaulting complete strangers. It was maybe about 100 to 125 kids. It was a lot of kids,” said the witness.

“Is that an exaggeration?” asked WREG’s Elise Preston.

“No, it`s not an exaggeration,” replied the witness.There were so many kids, the security guards couldn’t control the violent crowd.

They were playing a game called ‘point them out, knock them out.’ Where they would point someone out and attempt to knock them out or fight them. There was no real reason behind it.

 

Video is very disturbing

 

What the hell, man? This country is going more and more downhill by the second. What is up with teenagers? Is this the cool new game nowadays, to point at a random person and just knock them out? Aren’t there other cool teenager things to do? What ever happened to sneaking into a movie with your friends or going bowling on the weekends? When I was a teenager I was playing Madden, going swimming, and A/S/L’ing all night in AOL Chat Rooms. But I guess in 2014 it’s the cool, manly thing to fight unsuspecting people 100 on 1. Just disgusting. I hope every one of those kids is caught and goes to jail till they’re 50 and this happens to them everyday of their life. Gotta trim the population fat one day at a time.

Terry Bradshaw doesn’t want Arthur Blank to do what to his face?

 

WHOA! TERRY! C’mon now this is a family TV show. There’s no need to use that kind of imagery there. No wants to imagine old Arthur Blank actually shooting blanks. Now I’m not saying this is a Freudian Slip but I’m definitely not saying that this isn’t a Freudian Slip either. But whatever, maybe that’s Terry’s thing. Who am I to judge?

 

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And c’mon Howie, Michael and Jimmy, keep it together! Act like you’ve been there before

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