Juan Uribe revealed why he doesn’t wear a cup

When the Indians signed Juan Uribe to a 1-year deal worth $4 million this off season, it wasn’t exactly looked at as a monumental acquisition. Sure, he’s a pleasure to have in the clubhouse, and the list of teams he’s played for over his lengthy career is extensive, but he’s just about reached that point in his life where things simply take him longer to do than they used to. In other words, he’s not able to cover the width of dirt or swing the wood as ferociously as he did as a young ball player.

That’s not to say he hasn’t been anything to write home about so far in 2016. Indeed, his presence in the clubhouse is felt from top to bottom. 162 games is an extended period of time to spend with a group of people. Even the smallest things can snowball into colossal disagreements during the hot summer nights. But Uribe’s distinguished career has equipped him with the tools to diffuse those tense moments and help his teammates relieve any stress they might have pent up as the season progresses. Exhibit A:

Now, if you or I took a 106 MPH ground ball off the bat of the best player in baseball directly off the jimmies, tears would be shed. Baseball would almost certainly be a thing of the past for us.

Not for Juan. He was back to his usual self before the game yesterday, popping off quotes like this:

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/742471487676768257

The legend just keeps growing.

Some other highlights from last night:

https://twitter.com/TomFHannah/status/742503720659849217

KEEP THE CHIEF

Mishmash- T-Rex does American Ninja Warrior; Bear opens car door; Hitting golf balls into fireworks; GoT

Cleveland pic of the day

This bear really wants to ride shotgun

Jared Dudley challenges a guy on Twitter to play 1 on 1

The trailer for next week’s Game Of Thrones looks incredible

Guy chips a flaming golf ball into a fire pit to light some fireworks. Kids these days are pretty talented.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGasbfmKcjq/

Stephen A. Smith said he would have beaten Johnnie Cochran in the OJ trial

A real T-Rex did the American Ninja Warrior obstacle course

Best water bottle flip ever

Mishmash- Raekwon McMillan jacked up during women’s clinic; Juan Uribe’s bruised testicles; RGIII’s hair

Cleveland pic of the day

Ohio State’s Raekwon McMillan got jacked up in a tackling drill during Urban Meyer’s football camp for women

Let’s all have a moment of silence for Juan Uribe’s bruised testicles after this play forced him to leave the game

Surveillance video of some guy throwing up on a girl’s head outside of a club. Whoops!

Man on a horse lassos bike thief at Wal Mart. Badass.

Robert Griffin’s new hairstyle

 

 

 

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