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The Biggest Baddest Most American Photo Gallery You’ll Ever See

July 3, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

It’s officially 4th of July Weekend and you can be damn sure we won’t be doing any work around here. To get you ready to celebrate your independence, here are a bunch of pictures that’ll be sure to get your red white and blue blood flowing.

My suggestion is to play this YouTube video before scrolling through the pics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg

FORT CARSON, CO – NOVEMBER 4: Gavin Shaw, 5, flashes a smile as he hugs his father, Master Sergeant Adam Shaw, during a Welcome Home Ceremony for approximately 230 4th Brigade Combat Team soldiers, November 4, 2012 in Fort Carson, Colorado. The soldiers had been deployed for nine months in various regions of Afghanistan. (Photo by Marc Piscotty/Getty Images)

As USSR backup Goalie Vladislav Tretjak (20) contemplates his team’s loss, Team USA celebrate their 4-3 upset defeat of the Soviets at the XIII Winter Olympics on February 22, 1980, at Lake Placid, N.Y.

Army Chief of Staff Gen. Raymond T. Odierno reenlists soldiers from Forward Operating Base Frontenac, Feb. 22, 2013. Odierno had a small group discussion and lunch with the soldiers following the ceremony. (U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Ashley Bell)

Aug 11, 2012; London, United Kingdom; USA forward Kevin Love (11) and forward LeBron James (6) and guard Kevin Durant (5) celebrate after winning the gold in the men’s basketball final against Spain in the London 2012 Olympic Games at North Greenwich Arena. Mandatory Credit: Bob Donnan-USA TODAY Sports

This is a picture of Ray Kroc's first McDonald's restaurant in Des Plaines IL USA - now a museum.

Pamela Anderson Baywatch

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1995 – Dallas Cowboys (L-R) Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith and Michael Irvin celebrate after Smith scored. (Louis DeLuca/The Dallas Morning News) jnpcowbook dl0830 09042011xSPORTS 12272014xALDIA

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LONDON, ENGLAND – AUGUST 12: LeBron James #6 of the United States celebrates winning the Men’s Basketball gold medal game between the United States and Spain on Day 16 of the London 2012 Olympics Games at North Greenwich Arena on August 12, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

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It doesn’t get any more American than this 14 foot bald eagle snow sculpture

February 25, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

You know what they do for guys like this? They make theme songs for guys like this:

The only thing this picture is missing is a fireworks display, some apple pie, a Pamela Anderson red bikini Baywatch cutout and Hulk Hogan himself.

Don’t really know much about the photo other than it was taken in Napoleon, Ohio. If this guy made this recently then huge huge props to him for withstanding the freezing temperatures and creating this masterpiece.

I spent all weekend sitting inside bitching about the cold, binge watching Netflix and drinking hot chocolate while this guy was busy turning a 14 foot mound of snow into a patriotic landmark with his bare hands. In related news I’m a huge pussy.

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Guy petitions White House demanding Obama reinstate Josh Gordon

August 27, 2014 Mike 2 Comments

By now you’ve heard every sports take on the planet in regards to Josh Gordon and his suspension. The ol’ “Hit Mary= 2 games. Hit Mary Jane= 1 year.” I admit I’m fired up about the whole situation. The NFL handled this situation so poorly it makes your head spin. But that’s the way the NFL operates. It’s so far out of touch with reality. No common sense. Roger Goodell just walking around the NFL offices with a big dump in his pants all day. The common fans of the NFL may shrug off Fuhrer Goodell’s actions, but not I! No sir, I will not stand for it because I am an American in the United States of America. And being an American in the United States of America it says somewhere that you have the right to petition. And that’s just what I’ll do.

Press play and continue reading. Let the music build a little bit though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3wtJyFmeQk

I hereby demand Mr Obama and friends reinstate Josh Gordon and strip Roger Goodell of his commissioner duties immediately. I won’t stand for his tyranny any longer! But I can’t do it alone, I need your help to have our voices be heard! This is not the America I was raised on! The America I grew up with didn’t allow dictators. The America I grew up with showed videos on MTV. In the America I grew up in you were treated fairly and with respect. My two grandfathers didn’t serve in WWII to see this sort of autocracy threaten the very thing we hold near and dear to our hearts; our FREEDOM!

We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate… the reinstatement of Joshua Caleb Gordon and Cleveland’s subsequent Super Bowl victory!!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!