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(VIDEO) The announcer for the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest is absolutely incredible

Electric. Powerful. The voice of a generation. His name is George Shea and how he isn’t the voice of everything everywhere is one of humanity’s biggest crimes. Just incredible pipes. He puts Bruce Buffer to shame.

As for the contest itself, Matt Megatoad Stonie dethroned the champ Joey Chestnut by downing 62 dogs compared to Chestnut’s 60. A huge upset. This has all the makings of one of our nation’s next greatest rivalries. Think UNC-Duke x 100. The next few July 4th’s will be some for the ages, folks.

Move over Ahmaad, the Cavs found their new PA announcer and he’s only 4 years old

SHUT IT DOWN, LET’S GO HOME!!!!!

Boom! Sorry Ahmaad, little Michael Buffer here is coming for that ass and he’s coming to claim your throne! He doesn’t ask, he takes! I can’t even lie I almost jumped out of my seat when he started blaring “Turn Down For What” and started shmoney dancing all over the damn joint.

If the Cavs have any sort of savvy people working in their PR department they’ll let this little dude introduce the starting lineup for a game this season. Only when LeBron returns though. Can’t waste those golden pipes on the likes of Dellevadova or Mike Miller. That voice is fit for a king and it’s only right that he gets to introduce one.

PS- Might wanna remove Varejao outta there… Need to hear “AT GUARD FROM NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, JRRRRR SWISH!!!

PPS: Close your eyes and you’ll hear Julian from Big Daddy