Get a booster seat and take your place at the table, little guy.
His name is Geo Kerechanin and he’s here to cheer on the Cavs, kick some ass, and steal all the women.
What an absolute God damn beast. I was a bit apprehensive before yesterday’s game but then I saw this little bro on the Twitter timeline and all my worries were gone. Drake who? Jurassic Park who? Our superfan is twice the man you Canadians will ever be.
Dab on them folk
Pretty cool video too. It’s nice when dad has some computer skills and can put together an awesome hype video. May have to hire him to make a Bottlegate NBA Finals hype video (if the Cavs make it).
Between Geo and this dude yelling at Raptors coach Dwane Casey I don’t think any fanbase is stronger than us right now
First off, this whole trend of “sticking a camera into a young child’s face and telling them bad news that will undoubtedly make them sad and then capturing their tears to share it to complete strangers on the Internet” is the best trend ever. I honestly can’t get enough of it and I don’t know what that says about me as a person. Bonus points for the Sarah McLachlan to accompany the sobbing.
Second, c’mon kid, tighten up. This is just the beginning. You’re a Cleveland sports fan. You’ll be subjected to unmitigated sadness and despair for the rest of your life, it’s good that you’re learning at such a young age. I’d want to tell you that “things get better” but I’m not so sure about that.
I think most of had the same reaction when we read Andy’s letter:
I had that joy once. Before the bills, and the 8 hour workdays, and the stress… before school and girls… we were all this young kid just pumped out of our minds when one of our sports heroes did something great. I saw it in Carolina when the young kids were speechless when Cam Newton was standing 10 feet away from them. Just something really cool and innocent about it.
Well, kid, I’ve been on this Earth for 27 year and still haven’t witnessed a sports title, so uh, you’ve got that to look forward to!
He’s got more excitement for LeBron’s off the backboard dunk than I’ve had for something in about 5 years.
I do 100% begrudge him for getting courtside seats before he even hits puberty, however. Well, at least he cares about the game. And at least he’s not this guy:
Feel like I nailed the “that face when” joke
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