From the venerable institution’s Facebook page. Also, ESPN the Mag was there too. (ESPN’s doing a full issue on Cleveland very soon, if you hadn’t heard.)
While other players are busy relaxing and recovering from Sunday’s game, Brian Hoyer has turned into a bonafide lunch lady. What a way to spend your off day just slingin mashed potatoes and gravy till your arm falls off. Hey Brian, you better be scooping that mac and cheese with your left arm. We’re gonna need that right arm in a couple weeks vs. the Titans.
I never envied the school lunch ladies. Having to deal with all those germ infested asshole teenagers who don’t respect you. I definitely couldn’t hack it at a school cafeteria…The lunch ladies are by far the unsung heroes of the whole school experience though. If you can befriend one of them, you’ll be getting extra portions and be set for the rest of your school career. Two Bosco sticks turn into three and one handful of french fries turns into two. Here’s to hoping Brian was exactly like the lunch lady in Billy Madison-
“Brian, you’re scaring us!”
Such a power move wearing your Browns uniform while you serve sloppy joe’s to the customers. That’ll get you some respect.
Bottlegate 