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Kyrie Irving drives a way better car than you ever will. Cavs in 5.

Kyrie Irving is Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne is Kyrie Irving That looks like a car straight out of the Dark Knight Rises. Kids, this is what you buy when you have your own signature Nike shoe named after you.

The original tweet from @GordoSouth says it’s a Lamborghini Aventador. A perfect car for the weather in Northeast Ohio and the finely kept streets of downtown Cleveland. According to a very quick search on Google this is what the car is listed at:

aventador

It’s nice to see Kyrie is still a man of the people and pumps his own gas even on game days. I know I wouldn’t if I were him. But he’s still just a regular guy like you or I… except for the $400K car and the whole being one of the best basketball players on the planet thing.

Someone tell him the only way he should be driving this car is dressed like this:

kyriemask

PS- Not sure if this is was even blogworthy or not but I knew about Johnny moving out of his apartment like last Friday (humblebrag?) and thought “who the hell would care about that?” Meanwhile yesterday every sports blog under the sun had the story and it even got a little segment on ESPN. So yeah, definitely missed out on that one and it’ll probably haunt me for a month. Them’s the breaks in this blog eat blog world I guess.

Also, h/t to @GordoSouth. Gordon is actually a friend of mine so it’s funny that I’m giving him a hat tip when I could just text him and say “Hey Gordon, good picture bro.”

Don’t drive your car in downtown Cleveland because it will get smashed by falling bricks

Via Fox 8

CLEVELAND– Bricks have fallen off of a building on East 6th St. and Vincent in downtown Cleveland. They landed on a vehicle; no one was inside at the time.


 

This happened yesterday and is pretty much the shittiest way to start your week ever. Not only was it a Monday and the Indians got swept by the Tigers the past weekend, now you have to deal with a load of bricks falling out of the sky and onto your ride. If you really think about it though, this is the perfect metaphor for a Monday. You know that saying “hit you like a ton of bricks” totally applies here. It’s Monday, you’re probably hungover and fighting downtown traffic. I bet most people would welcome this happening to them… something to take them out of their misery.

I expect this to happen tonight during the Browns jersey reveal. If the jerseys don’t end up looking like the ones that have leaked, expect this destruction and chaos times 1000.

…I know we’re late on posting this but jersey leaks and Muni Lot announcements are more important than a car that got a couple dents in it.

Pics via Fox 8