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If no one is gonna address Kendrick Perkins’s junk then I guess we will

What the hell, Cavs? Here we are trying to get psyched up for the big Golden State-Cleveland matchup and you guys are busy throwing Perkins bulge right in our face. THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE. Last time I checked we’re a human civilization, we can’t be having Instagram accounts throwing pythons unexpectedly right in our grills while we’re scrolling through our timeline and double tapping. Just uncalled for.

Don’t worry though, we remixed it with some Ying Yang Twins.

Maybe not quite JR Smith-esque but it’s close

Confession: Typing this post was super weird but it had to be done.

h/t Tony for pointing this out

Cavs land Kendrick Perkins who once sat on Mike Miller and ripped LeBron

Great news for Cavs fans. Kendrick Perkins gives us that needed depth in the frontcourt and gives us a nasty force inside. Perk is one of those guys that if he’s not on your team you hate him, but if he’s on your team you absolutely love him. I HATED Perk when he was with Garnett and the Celtics playing the Cavs in the playoffs in LeBron’s first stint here.

He’ll add toughness and tons of playoff experience while providing a veteran presence to help our young guys out. The more I think about this and the more I type, I think Perk may be my new favorite player.

The best thing about adding someone like Perkins is he doesn’t take shit from NOBODY. Here are some of his past brush-ups with players currently on the Cavs.

1. Just blatantly decides to sit on Mike Miller while he’s down

You can’t watch the above video and not laugh

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2. Kendrick Perkins rips LeBron James after LeBron tweeted about Blake Griffin dunking on Perk.

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3.  Just this year, Perk almost murdered JR Smith with a pick

I doubt this has any effect on the current Cavs but it’s funny to take a stroll down memory lane and see who Perk has pissed off in the past. Enjoy being a big man in the eastern conference and having to play Mozgov and Perkins in a 7 game series.

Kevin Love kicks off his writing career for The Players’ Tribune with a BANG

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How I Spent My Summer Vacation – Kevin Love

I’m not even going to quote the article because you absolutely need to read it in its entirety. Unless you don’t like things that give you the chills from your toes to your nose.

The first half of it praises Andrew Wiggins for how he handled the whole situation, and how Love himself went through the same type of stuff while they both were in “NBA purgatory” for much of the off season. He follows that up with a heartfelt thank you to Minnesota, even throws in a little video thanking fans for not burning his jersey. The man just oozes with class.

It was the second half where Love talks about the Cavs trip to Brazil where I helplessly succumbed to my Cleveland Boner.  It’s an interesting visual when he describes boarding the plane as the first day of school. We think about these guys as million dollar athletes but they’re just regular dudes that have regular awkward moments before getting to know people, just like us humans. It makes you appreciate the importance of veterans like Mike Miller and James Jones. And also the best basketball player on the planet.

“I came to Cleveland because I want to win. I’ll grab a broom and sweep the floors if it gets me an NBA title.”

I can’t even.

NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers-Media Day

PS Say what you want about Derek Jeter but The Players’ Tribune is pretty fucking sweet. Every article up there is a must read.