My oh my is Chris Pratt a thing of beauty. Will this finally be the movie that makes me think of him as something other than Scott Hatteberg? Probably not. But I’ll see it for him anyway.

I’m not really a Jurassic Park guy (i.e. I’ve never seen any of them) but I did enjoy this trailer. And by enjoy I mean I yelled “Jesus Christ” out loud alone in my living room when that enormous sharkish monster popped up from the sea. Exactly why I never go far enough into the ocean to where I can’t touch. You never know what’s down there, man.