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Charlie Sheen Needs To Throw Out The First Pitch Before Game 1 Of The World Series

 

 

There are certain choices in your life that make so much sense that sometimes you tend to overthink things and end up making the wrong decision. Instead of sticking to the KISS principle, we always try to outdo ourselves and try to please everyone. This is one of those times. It doesn’t have to be. The answer is right here. Right in front of our faces.

Charlie Sheen aka Ricky Vaughn aka Wild Thing needs to throw out the first pitch before game one of the World Series. Case closed. No one else.

Just imagine the scene at Progressive Field when you hear that first chord to “Wild Thing,” the center field gate opens up, and you see Charlie Sheen emerge and jog to the pitcher’s mound in his thick rimmed glasses.

And you know Chuck would bring it. Forget about the curveball, he’s throwing the heater. The crowd (me because I’ll be there) would go absolutely bonkers and lose their shit. I tried to think of other worthy people, and there are a lot, but I don’t think someone else would elicit the same reaction as Sheen would.

OK, so maybe he doesn’t look as young as he used to

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 And mayyyyyybe he might have some little ailment they refer to as “HIV.” So what. As long as he doesn’t pull a Bauer and start leaking all over the mound, then it’s no harm no foul. It’s just Tiger Blood anyway. 

The Tribe players have already adopted a “Major League” theme for this season, why not have it culminate with the Wild Thing throwing out the first pitch before the biggest game of their lives?

Other GREAT choices: Superpimp. Or Mall Guy. Or Leebow. Maybe even Johnny Manziel. 

Start Your Day By Listening To Tom Hamilton Call The Final Out Of The ALCS

When I die, instead of sad music at my funeral, I want this 30 second clip of Hammy calling the final out of the ALCS on repeat as they lay my casket into the ground. Tom brings it strong here as always. (As he did throughout the year)

Thankfully the Indians got this series done in 5 games so we won’t have to listen to the TBS broadcast anymore. If I had to be subjected to Ron Darling’s blabbering for 1 or 2 more games I think I would have just ended it.

On to Chicago/Los Angeles

 

We’re Selling “A Swig And A Drive” Beer Koozies Just In Time For The Tribe’s Postseason Run

OooYes the rumors are true. We have beer koozies just in time for the start of the Tribe’s ALDS games.

Listen:

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Get it?

Here’s how we’re going to sell them:

  • Each koozie will be $5. If you buy 6, they’ll be $25.
  • We’re packaging and mailing everything ourselves so there will be no shipping & handling fee and no tax

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  • Payments will ONLY be accepted through Venmo or Paypal

So here’s what you need to do:

-Email Bottlegatecle@gmail.com with your shipping address and how many koozies you’d like to buy.

-Once we get your order confirmed, packed, and ready to ship, we’ll contact you and you’ll then Venmo or Paypal over your payment to the username provided. No orders will be shipped without your payment.

And that’s it. Simple.

We’re doing this a little old fashioned but it couldn’t be easier on your end.

If you don’t have Venmo, download it here. It’s a gamechanger.

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