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Charlie Sheen Needs To Throw Out The First Pitch Before Game 1 Of The World Series

 

 

There are certain choices in your life that make so much sense that sometimes you tend to overthink things and end up making the wrong decision. Instead of sticking to the KISS principle, we always try to outdo ourselves and try to please everyone. This is one of those times. It doesn’t have to be. The answer is right here. Right in front of our faces.

Charlie Sheen aka Ricky Vaughn aka Wild Thing needs to throw out the first pitch before game one of the World Series. Case closed. No one else.

Just imagine the scene at Progressive Field when you hear that first chord to “Wild Thing,” the center field gate opens up, and you see Charlie Sheen emerge and jog to the pitcher’s mound in his thick rimmed glasses.

And you know Chuck would bring it. Forget about the curveball, he’s throwing the heater. The crowd (me because I’ll be there) would go absolutely bonkers and lose their shit. I tried to think of other worthy people, and there are a lot, but I don’t think someone else would elicit the same reaction as Sheen would.

OK, so maybe he doesn’t look as young as he used to

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 And mayyyyyybe he might have some little ailment they refer to as “HIV.” So what. As long as he doesn’t pull a Bauer and start leaking all over the mound, then it’s no harm no foul. It’s just Tiger Blood anyway. 

The Tribe players have already adopted a “Major League” theme for this season, why not have it culminate with the Wild Thing throwing out the first pitch before the biggest game of their lives?

Other GREAT choices: Superpimp. Or Mall Guy. Or Leebow. Maybe even Johnny Manziel. 

Video: Braxton Miller Brings The High Heat As He Throws Out The First Pitch At A Reds Game

Bringing the high heat! As good as Braxton throws the pigskin he may throw the pill even better. ¬†Give him some more pitches and a live batter and he’d paint the black, strike them out, and then tip his cowboy hat because he’s a polite gentleman.

One of the better athlete first pitches I’ve seen. I guess throwing passes for a few seasons at Ohio State doesn’t hurt.

Braxton will always be one of my favorite Buckeyes ever but if he goes to the Bengals or the Steelers I might have to take a year or two off of watching football. (not really)

Timofey Mozgov threw out the first pitch at the Tribe game and he obviously has a future in baseball

If you saw Timofey Mozgov walking down the streets of Cleveland and thought to yourself “Hey that looks like a dude who could be a dominant RHP for a Major League club” you’d be 100% right. Ol Timo threw out the first pitch during last night’s Tribe game and you’d have thought he grew up playing with little white balls instead of big orange ones. Seriously. The dude is like a Soviet Randy Johnson except he’s not as creepy, he doesn’t have long greasy hair, and he’s not an acclaimed bird murderer. Just a big friendly fellow from Russia who’s got an arm like a f*cking cannon.

Timofey Mozgov: Professional basketball player, international commercial star, and up and coming big league pitcher. There’s nothing he can’t do. A real renaissance man.

Warm up pitches. Cannon. Heard he clocked in at 107. Those thuds you hear are baseballs dying.

He met Michael Bourn and basically swallowed his entire hand

He’s taller than most girls in Cleveland.

cover pic via Fox Sports