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Apparently Anderson Varejao got a standing ovation on his flight out of Cleveland

Big ol’ hat tip to Reddit user /u/Pacoboy09. Here’s the link to his post on /r/clevelandcavs, with the text below:

“Hey guys, My step dad was on a flight from Cleveland to Atlanta a few days ago after being traded and Andy Varejao was on the flight. He saw him in the bar and a few people came up asking for photos and autographs which he graciously agreed to. When they were boarding the flight, Andy was offered to board first but refuse to since there were two elderly passengers and a baby who he insisted go first. Later when everyone one was almost seated, Andy had to stand up, that’s when a man up front started clapping. Soon the whole plane started with an applause and cheering. My step dad said it was amazing how it happened. He then thanked everyone and said that is why he would miss all the fans in Cleveland.

Just thought I would share!”

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I don’t know what they’re paying the cleaning crews in my office but whatever it is, it’s too much. So goddamn dusty in here it’s unbelievable.

What a perfect cherry on top of Andy’s dozen years in our city. This is how I’ll always remember him, as the gentle Brazilian teddy bear who lets old ladies and children board airplanes before him but also will fake take a charge and probably sack tap someone if he needs to. There may have been contract disputes, and possibly some trade requests sprinkled in there, but as that one song on the Country Gold playlist on Spotify says, we had more good years than bad or something like that.

That is, until he comes up with some sort of huge, game (probably series if we’re being honest) changing play in the Finals. Because that’s the mortal lock to beat all mortal locks if we make it there. Then he can kick rocks.

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PS It’s “It All Started With A Beer” by Frankie Ballard. Listen to the chorus while thinking of Andy, I dare you.

There’s been highs and lows, fast lane freeways and bumpy roads
Cursed the devil and prayed to heaven, lost it all and we rolled some sevens
There’s been some smiles then there’s been tears, been more good than bad years
Ain’t it crazy baby how we got here, Oh, it all started with a beer

The Indians officially kick off Spring Training today

(header photo courtesy of @MLBastian)

So our new Spring Training unis are pretty dope:

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/701879723643678721

With some cool, subtle touches:

AL logo on the side of the hat:

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/701552435026751489

Nothing too crazy…our navy tops with the red undershirts is the best looking uniform combo in Cleveland though, and they’re a whole lot better than our old ones (specifically the hats):

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Oh my god those socks:

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/701874287167156224

Big G back in the house:

Carrasco earning his nickname:

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/701134585640329216

Hurry up and get here plz:

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/700446032040038400

Some live action/comments:

The Tribe will go through their first official workout today, and we’re one week away from their Spring Training opener against the Reds (which Josh Tomlin will start.)

PS Hearts for eyeballs emoji

 

 

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Naked guy jumps through a closed window in East Cleveland

From Cleveland.com:

“CLEVELAND, Ohio — A Cleveland man jumped naked out of a closed window to escape three men who attacked him and threatened to burn him alive.

Raymond Stewart, 49, and Thomas Watts Jr., 46, are both charged with first-degree felony kidnapping. A third man who participated in the attack has not yet been identified by investigators.

Stewart ordered the man to take his clothes off as Watts and the third man surrounded him, according to court records. The man was knocked to the ground with a punch to the face.

The trio stomped on him and kicked him while he was on the ground. The third man then told the others to “grab the kerosene from the garage,” court records say.

The man got up and jumped out of a closed window. He ran to a home on the opposite side of the next block, in the 3600 block of East 59th Street.

The man hid in a van at that home until police arrived, court records say.”

The list of scenarios in which I would even consider jumping through a closed window is a pretty short one. Gets even shorter when you remove clothes from the equation. How short, you ask? About as short as your manhood becomes when you slice it clean off JUMPING THROUGH A CLOSED WINDOW COMPLETELY NAKED. Seriously, gun to my head, jump through a closed window naked or take my chances with maybe getting set on fire, I’m stopping dropping and rolling all day. Burns heal. Complete severance does not.

This guy sure picked a heck of a winter to have to jump naked through a closed window though. Never take a 60 degree day in February for granted because you never know when you’re going to find yourself completely naked in the streets, that’s what I always say.

“Hey. How about this weather? I was out cutting my grass in shorts on Friday.”

“Yeah man…crazy nice out.”