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Guy dancing at a Cleveland bus stop has incredible moves

February 24, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

And that my friends is the definition of “giving zero fucks.” It was taken across of the XYZ Tavern on Detroit Avenue on Sunday. This guy right here just cutting a rug in public and not caring who films him. That’s when you know you’re a good dancer, when you’re confident enough in your moves to bust them out in broad daylight at a public bus stop. That takes balls, man. I’m sure the only time most of us are confident enough to dance like this is when we’re about 7 drinks deep at a wedding with an open bar.

We needed this today, Cleveland. After getting our hopes up that our football franchise would one day think outside the box, we needed something mindless and funny to take our brains off of such a big letdown. This guy right here dances to the beat of his own drum. A rebel. An outlaw. A great fucking dancer.

All I ask is that someone get him some new 2015 ear buds and not the Sony Discman 1999 headphones he’s sporting here

Related: There’s a good chance this guy is just coming from a bar and is still dancing after he saw JR Smith’s dunk on Sunday v the Knicks

h/t Cleveland Scene

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Monday – 1, Fox 8 News Cleveland – 0

February 23, 2015 Ai Leave a comment

So Monday has been..not great so far for your boys and girls over at Fox 8. First, anchorette Kristi Capel dropped a hard J bomb when talking about Lady Gaga’s performance last night…

Then they went LIVE to Melissa Reid, who was brave enough to step outside in frigid Rome, Ohio to probably tell us how cold it is…

Oy. Vey. The green screen is just good clean humor. I’m sure news stations do that shit all the time, they just happened to have god awful timing for getting caught. It’s like stealing signs in baseball. Everyone knows everyone else is doing it, but don’t get caught unless you want to catch a 19 Action News fastball right to the kidney.

As for Kristi….if we’re being 100% honest I had to Google “jigaboo”. I had no idea it was a slur. Clearly she didn’t either, as evidenced by her REPEATING in on live television. I love me some news anchor slip ups as much as the next guy, but when they accidentally say something they shouldn’t on air, they don’t repeat it for clarification. I’m certainly not saying it was okay, but c’mon people. It’s Monday. Put out the torches, lay down the pitch forks and breathe a little bit.

Nah fug it.

PS This is, and always will be, the best on-air moment of all time

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Cleveland man can’t stop won’t stop; gets arrested for the 109th time

February 19, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

From Cleveland.com

SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio — A 50-year-old Cleveland man has racked up 109 arrests in Cuyahoga County as of Monday when he was accused of stealing teeth whitening products from a South Euclid CVS.

Nathaniel Ferguson’s lengthy criminal career began in 1984 at the age of 31 and consists mainly of robbery, theft and drug charges. He’s been accused in crimes in East Cleveland, Euclid, Beachwood, Richmond Heights and Chagrin Falls.

South Euclid police Monday found he had seven active warrants, including three in their department. He was also wanted by police in Cleveland Heights, University Heights and Highland Heights — and by the Cuyahoga County Sheriff’s Office.

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109 times, huh? I’m not even mad, that’s amazing. His first arrest came in 1984 when he was 31, so in 19 years he’s been arrested 109 times. That’s almost 6 arrests per year! An arrest every two months… and that’s not even counting the time he spent in jail. Just an unreal spree of crime. People have their vices. Some are addicted to booze, some are addicted to gambling, maybe Nathaniel is just addicted to getting arrested? Maybe he’s just an adrenaline junkie? What better way to get a shot of adrenaline than to hear sirens and see red & blue flashing lights chasing you. That’ll get ya jacked up.

At what point do you take a step back and not blame the guy but blame the system that allows someone to go to jail OVER A HUNDRED TIMES and still lets them out on the street to commit crime after crime after crime? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 109 times, shame on….?

Do you think the officers down at the station just treat this as you would if one of your annoying relatives was stopping by your house unannounced? “Ugh, hi Nathaniel. Nice to see you again. Yeah my kids are doing fine. Your room is ready”

Followed by a “See you soon” as he’s getting released.

UPDATE: The math in the first paragraph is completely wrong. Don’t blame us, blame Cleveland.com since they’re actually real journalists.