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The Jetsons come to Cleveland; first drafts of the nuCLEus have been released

From Cleveland.com

CLEVELAND, Ohio, – A residential tower at the nuCLEus project in downtown Cleveland could stand 54 stories– or 647 feet– high, making it the city’s fourth tallest building.

The developers behind the skyline changing nuCLEus proposal filed their first crop of renderings with the city Thursday. The images show how Stark Enterprises of Cleveland and J-Dek Investments Ltd. of Solon hope to fit apartments, offices, stores, restaurants, hotel rooms, parking garages and — possibly — a few dozen condominiums onto a 3-acre site in the Gateway District.

J-Dek and Stark also confirmed that they’ve hired NBBJ as the lead architect on the project, which now carries an estimated price tag of $380 million to $400 million.Bialosky + Partners Architects, a local firm, will assist NBBJ designers from Columbus, New York and Shanghai.

 

Well holy shit. Is this Cleveland or is this the Capitol of Panem? I’m almost expecting President Snow to come buzzing out of a window in a hovercraft on the way to the ceremony to begin the 75th Hunger Games (aka the Third Quarter Quell for you n00bs out there)

Judging by the fine, eloquent, poignant commenters from the Cleveland.com article you’d think this was the worst piece of architecture ever drawn in the world:

clecomment1Let’s take a look at Toronto’s skyline as “quinnanderson” said:

Looks pretty nice to me

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FLAMING SCORCHING HOT TAKE here from Ohiodood

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the_truth bringing it strong

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Typical Cleveland attitude

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But here’s my favorite:

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Hey wakeupcle, you just got BURNED, bro!

It’s utopian as fuck and futuristic. I personally love it. This is only the first draft so there’ll be a lot more rendering and designs. I’m excited to see what the final design looks like.

Move over Ahmaad, the Cavs found their new PA announcer and he’s only 4 years old

SHUT IT DOWN, LET’S GO HOME!!!!!

Boom! Sorry Ahmaad, little Michael Buffer here is coming for that ass and he’s coming to claim your throne! He doesn’t ask, he takes! I can’t even lie I almost jumped out of my seat when he started blaring “Turn Down For What” and started shmoney dancing all over the damn joint.

If the Cavs have any sort of savvy people working in their PR department they’ll let this little dude introduce the starting lineup for a game this season. Only when LeBron returns though. Can’t waste those golden pipes on the likes of Dellevadova or Mike Miller. That voice is fit for a king and it’s only right that he gets to introduce one.

PS- Might wanna remove Varejao outta there… Need to hear “AT GUARD FROM NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, JRRRRR SWISH!!!

PPS: Close your eyes and you’ll hear Julian from Big Daddy

Cleveland Time Lapse video? Yep. That’ll do.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a thousand times I love these things. And yep. That’ll do. Game reviews, t-shirts, movie trailers, football hype videos, Top 10s, fight videos, and Cleveland videos, thats what Bottlegate does.

Here are some desktop backgrounds for ya

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The video is via Vimeo user C-Towner, was shot in November & December and is the second part of the “Greater Cleveland Time Lapse Project.”

Go check out part 1 here