crowd | Bottlegate

The above picture was taken during the fourth quarter of the Cavs win over the Magic. The black shirt guy in the front row touched the ball while LeBron was trying to save it before in went out of bounds. As you can see LeBron was not happy and the people in the front row probably crapped their pants.

What do you think each person in the picture was thinking?

“LeBron, your hairline. What’s your secret and how can I get some?”
“Sorry bro. These non-prescription glasses blurred my vision and I had no idea the ball was that close”
“Oh my God I’ve never seen a black guy this close”
“Is that LeBron? I thought we were at a Phish concert. Who’s got the weed?”
“Look honey, a BASKETBALL player!”
“I’m missing the local news for this”
*Takes Snap Chat and types “Front Row LeBron James bitchesss”*
“So that’s why they call him ‘King?”
“I’ll be that good and tall and strong and black one day”
“Do it LeBron. Kill him. Let there be blood! Do it!!”
“Day light savings time hmmm why are they saving it and where do they keep it?”
“What section are the hot dogs at and I wonder how many I can fit in my mouth…”

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So what if you’ve lost 2 in a row. So what if there are rumors of an “exchange” between you and the team’s young all star point guard in the locker room. So what if people are already questioning your decision to return to Cleveland. So what if people are saying “he lost a step,” “he looks less explosive,” or “he’s not the same player anymore.”

LeBron proved what every man on planet Earth has known forever: When a hot girl walks by you or is in your field of vision, you look. It doesn’t matter what’s going on around you or if you’re in the middle of a conversation, a man is going to look. It’s reactionary. It’s human nature. It’s normal. If anything LeBron really just proved that he’s one of the guys right here. Just a normal dude who happens to be the world’s best basketball player and can appreciate a nice looking woman in the crowd. We’re basically the same person.