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Joakim Noah is a fake tough guy. Calls LeBron a “p*ssy” as he’s walking away.

JOAKIM! C’mon! It’s Easter, bro. He didn’t rise so you can stand there and call a person another word for a woman’s reproductive part. Someone needs to wash this man’s mouth out with some soap.

LeBron owns so much real estate in Joakim Noah’s head it’s comical. Sure Jo is loud and obnoxious on the court and in interviews… but he’s all bark no bite. A fake tough guy. Puts on a show for the camera. Whatever, gotta keep that rep up and nothing says “enforcer” like calling someone a “pussy” under your breath as they walk away from you. Guess that’s what happens when LeBron sends you home in the playoffs every other year. Keep being you, Joakim.

LOVE the effort from the Cavs today extending their homecourt winning streak to 18 games. LeBron had a triple double (as of right now); JR Smith made about 700 three pointers; Kyrie was Kyrie; Kevin Love returned from a back injury and put in some good minutes (shut Mirotic down in the 4th); and we saw Timo Mozgov getting late 4th quarter minutes as well. If these teams meet in the second round of the playoffs (and with a healthy D-Rose) it’s going to be a very very fun series.

No one is better at half court buzzer beating shots than JR Smith AND Kyrie Irving

Little known fact but it’s actually been proven by science that JR Smith doesn’t miss on Easter Sunday. Pretty sure every woman in attendance just got impregnated as well. He is risen indeed.

If you’re keeping track at home JR Smith currently has six 3 pointers IN THE FIRST HALF.

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UPDATE:

Kyrie Irving also impregnated everyone as well

*shoulder shrug*

One of the Browns new uniforms may have just leaked

This pic has been floating around Twitter since early Friday night and I have no idea what to think. Apparently this is one of the jerseys that the Browns will be releasing on April 14th.

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The thing that everyone is pointing out is the ‘Dawg Pound” shirt in the background with the new logo, saying that these would have to be real. The “Dawg Pound” on the neck is a nice touch too. They don’t look photoshopped. They’re too boring to be photoshopped, right?

Maybe these are just really low grade replica jerseys and the real authentic ones will look 100% better once paired with a helmet and pants? If these are real then thank God they didn’t go the Tampa Bay or Jacksonville route and look like Arena Football jerseys.

I like the ‘Cleveland” on the front, I don’t think any other team has their city and not the team name on the jersey. Fact is, no one knows except a handful of people and one of those people that has already seen the jerseys is Donte Whitner.

Annnnd Whitner says no

UPDATE:

This “style guide” is floating around the Internet right now and it shows all the new different uniform combinations. Is it real? Who knows. Hope not though.

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They didn’t take 2 years just to come up with this, right? Like, there’s no way this front office could be that out of touch with a fanbase. They literally added a stripe and wrote “Cleveland” on the front. I can’t believe it. I won’t believe it. These look like middle school uniforms.

Still, we’ve got 10 days till the reveal so let’s give them the benefit of the doubt until then… but PRAY this isn’t what they came up with.

In the back of my head though I really think this is the Browns going WWE and fake leaking a uniform. Jimmy Haslam doing his best Vince McMahon impression. “You all bought it!” “Even my immediate family bought it!”

Or I’m giving them wayyyy too much credit and 2 years of keeping this a secret just went down the drain due to their incompetence. Yeah, that’s probably it.