Uh. Whoa. Shump and LeBron just putting on a show for the Magic faithful before the start of last night’s game.
Quick- Out of everyone on the Cavs, who wins in a dunk contest?
My top 3:
Shumpert
LeBron
JR Smith
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Let’s win some stuff in the Bottlegate NCAA Tournament Challenge (free to join)
Take a deep breath. What’s that smell? That smell is the most beautiful time of year. The smell of March Madness.
What 12 seed are you picking to beat a 5 seed? Who is your Final 4 going to be? What double digit seed will you have making the Sweet 16? Are you going to talk yourself into picking someone OTHER than Kentucky to win it all?
CLICK HERE TO JOIN
We’re running a little bracket challenge in these parts of the Internet. Join us, would ya? It’s to win free stuff and everybody loves free stuff, right?
RULES:
- You can only fill out one bracket per person. Don’t be that guy who tries to game the system
- You MUST be following @Bottlegate on Twitter
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Name your bracket your Twitter handle (if you have one)
- Free to join
- No bitching if you don’t win
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The pool password is “Bottlegate”
PRIZES
- Top 2 finishers get a Bottlegate t-shirt of their choice (we have Indians t-shirts that will be unveiled soon too)
- Top 5 will get some sort of small prize
So let’s see what ya got. There’s about a 95% chance I win the whole god damn thing and only have to give away one t-shirt but we’ll see.
Sign up is quick and easy and you’ll need an ESPN username and password. If you don’t have one, make one. Pool closes at tip off of the first game Thursday. Good luck.
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PS- Is it possible for Duke to have an easier road to the Final Four? I’ll probably pick against them out of spite because that region is so outrageously easy.
PPS- I don’t know one player on Villanova so that means I may pick them to win it all. It’s about WE not ME.
LeBron James almost killed an entire section of Orlando Magic fans
The above picture was taken during the fourth quarter of the Cavs win over the Magic. The black shirt guy in the front row touched the ball while LeBron was trying to save it before in went out of bounds. As you can see LeBron was not happy and the people in the front row probably crapped their pants.
What do you think each person in the picture was thinking?
- “LeBron, your hairline. What’s your secret and how can I get some?”
- “Sorry bro. These non-prescription glasses blurred my vision and I had no idea the ball was that close”
- “Oh my God I’ve never seen a black guy this close”
- “Is that LeBron? I thought we were at a Phish concert. Who’s got the weed?”
- “Look honey, a BASKETBALL player!”
- “I’m missing the local news for this”
- *Takes Snap Chat and types “Front Row LeBron James bitchesss”*
- “So that’s why they call him ‘King?”
- “I’ll be that good and tall and strong and black one day”
- “Do it LeBron. Kill him. Let there be blood! Do it!!”
- “Day light savings time hmmm why are they saving it and where do they keep it?”
- “What section are the hot dogs at and I wonder how many I can fit in my mouth…”
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