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LeBron stuffs the sh*t out of Evan Turner at the rim. Tells him “You tried”

Best part of the game last night hands down.

You come at the king, you best not miss.

Evan Evan Evan. Let’s sit you down for a little Friday learning session with Mike. When you’re the one who goes up for a dunk and you get your shit packed in by the best player in the world at the rim, it’s not the best look if YOU’RE the one talking shit after the fact. It makes absolutely no sense. That’s like if during this play, Jae Crowder turns to LeBron after the shot goes in and starts talking trash:

Do you see how dumb that is? Not to mention Evan is probably the least intimidating person in the world, but come on dude. You tried to posterize LeBron, he didn’t have it, you got embarrassed. Evan I loved you at Ohio State but you look like a damn fool. This is the time in the game where you unlace your sneakers, pack your ball up, and go home.

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Check out Perk on the bench in this frame. “Evan you fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.”

Joakim Noah is a fake tough guy. Calls LeBron a “p*ssy” as he’s walking away.

JOAKIM! C’mon! It’s Easter, bro. He didn’t rise so you can stand there and call a person another word for a woman’s reproductive part. Someone needs to wash this man’s mouth out with some soap.

LeBron owns so much real estate in Joakim Noah’s head it’s comical. Sure Jo is loud and obnoxious on the court and in interviews… but he’s all bark no bite. A fake tough guy. Puts on a show for the camera. Whatever, gotta keep that rep up and nothing says “enforcer” like calling someone a “pussy” under your breath as they walk away from you. Guess that’s what happens when LeBron sends you home in the playoffs every other year. Keep being you, Joakim.

LOVE the effort from the Cavs today extending their homecourt winning streak to 18 games. LeBron had a triple double (as of right now); JR Smith made about 700 three pointers; Kyrie was Kyrie; Kevin Love returned from a back injury and put in some good minutes (shut Mirotic down in the 4th); and we saw Timo Mozgov getting late 4th quarter minutes as well. If these teams meet in the second round of the playoffs (and with a healthy D-Rose) it’s going to be a very very fun series.

Video: LeBron nonchalantly flicks his wrist and drills a 40 foot “free throw”

If you missed it, the Cavs sleep-walked through the first half of their game vs the Milwaukee Bucks; woke up in the third quarter; fucked around; and ended up winning by 18. JR Smith was unconscious, LeBron was LeBron and Kyrie & K-Love didn’t play the entire fourth quarter. It was a very odd game.

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Lost in all this was LeBron flicking his wrist after a foul was called and draining a 40 footer like it was nothing. Flat footed like a free throw. 40 feet. Swish. Casual as fuck. Dude is unreal.

This time with music: