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LeBron continues to have the most outrageous pregame handshakes in the NBA

Couple things:

1. Does Shumpert have the best hair in the history of sports? Retweet for YES, Favorite for YES.

2. LeBron’s hairline has been well documented. Do you think he’s is jealous of Shump’s hair? A little part of him probably dies with each handshake imo.

3. If you’re curious as to what Kendrick Perkins is telling LeBron before tipoff, it’s outlined here from Cleveland.com

Right before the starters take the court, you’ll catch Perkins forcefully wrapping his arms around James and he begins speaking words of encouragement in his ear. James would then nod his head as he soaks it in.

“A lot of people are starting to compare other players to him and they’re not even on the same level as him,” Perkins said. “I’m just telling him to be great. I’m letting him know that it’s on him to go out there and show the world once again who the man is.”

4. Cavs need to wear the Navy digs every game. Sexiest unis in Cleveland.

Quick Power Rankings: Cavs handshakes this year

3. Kyrie and Kevin Love smoking weed sharpening their mustaches

2. LeBron and Shump

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1. BFFs Matthew Dellavedova and Brendan Haywood

Thanks to Joe for the tip

PS- The original video can be found here… We’re morons that don’t know how to embed videos that aren’t from YouTube

Cavs land Kendrick Perkins who once sat on Mike Miller and ripped LeBron

Great news for Cavs fans. Kendrick Perkins gives us that needed depth in the frontcourt and gives us a nasty force inside. Perk is one of those guys that if he’s not on your team you hate him, but if he’s on your team you absolutely love him. I HATED Perk when he was with Garnett and the Celtics playing the Cavs in the playoffs in LeBron’s first stint here.

He’ll add toughness and tons of playoff experience while providing a veteran presence to help our young guys out. The more I think about this and the more I type, I think Perk may be my new favorite player.

The best thing about adding someone like Perkins is he doesn’t take shit from NOBODY. Here are some of his past brush-ups with players currently on the Cavs.

1. Just blatantly decides to sit on Mike Miller while he’s down

You can’t watch the above video and not laugh

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2. Kendrick Perkins rips LeBron James after LeBron tweeted about Blake Griffin dunking on Perk.

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3.  Just this year, Perk almost murdered JR Smith with a pick

I doubt this has any effect on the current Cavs but it’s funny to take a stroll down memory lane and see who Perk has pissed off in the past. Enjoy being a big man in the eastern conference and having to play Mozgov and Perkins in a 7 game series.

Watch the Cavs bench go batshit bonkers after LeBron throws down a disgusting alley oop

Hear that sound? That’s the sound of the rest of the Eastern Conference shitting down their collective legs and crying into their pillow before they go to sleep. The Cavs are starting to gel and it’s starting to get fun down at the Q.

Subtweetgate aside it seems like these guys genuinely have fun when they’re together. As we’ve seen the past couple of years it’s the teams with the best chemistry that have the best chance to win the Finals. We’re slowly getting to that point. Oh, and having your center lead a fast break and then throwing an alley-oop to the best player in the world doesn’t hurt either.

Mike Miller’s celebrations are just the best.