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Here’s LeBron and Flo from Progressive doing a chalk toss

These are a couple days old, I know that. This is the first time I’m seeing the video though and I… I don’t know what to think. I guess when you’re the best athlete in the world it’s OK to crossdress and team up with an annoying female car insurance spokesperson and film commercials.

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If you were wondering, the Progressive Instagram account only follows one person, and that person is LeBron James… I’ve always wondered if the actress who plays Flo knows that her characters is the most hated TV commercial character of the past 10 years. She has to, right? You don’t go into that role thinking people will love you. I’m sure even the girl who plays Flo is sick of seeing herself on TV or hearing herself on the radio. It’s so weird knowing that Flo isn’t actually a real person and that the actress who plays her isn’t actually named Flo and doesn’t actually work at Progressive. She’s a comedian named Stephanie Courtney who has been in a few movies and TV shows. Here’s a bit of her stand up and she’s actually…. kinda funny

LeBron and Kevin Love caught red handed checking out a chick in the crowd

So what if you’ve lost 2 in a row. So what if there are rumors of an “exchange” between you and the team’s young all star point guard in the locker room. So what if people are already questioning your decision to return to Cleveland. So what if people are saying “he lost a step,” “he looks less explosive,” or “he’s not the same player anymore.”

LeBron proved what every man on planet Earth has known forever: When a hot girl walks by you or is in your field of vision, you look. It doesn’t matter what’s going on around you or if you’re in the middle of a conversation, a man is going to look. It’s reactionary. It’s human nature. It’s normal. If anything LeBron really just proved that he’s one of the guys right here. Just a normal dude who happens to be the world’s best basketball player and can appreciate a nice looking woman in the crowd. We’re basically the same person.

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Here’s the new Cavs intro video. Whoa.

I was sitting in the second highest row at the Q last night so I couldn’t really hear the talking in the video but whoa. That was pretty good. The narrator at the beginning reminded me of the guy from the movie 300. Kinda of a shitty game though, huh? If LeBron just has an average game and not literally one of the worst games of his career, we probably win by about 15. Whatever. Here’s some advice- please don’t be the guy complaining about this game. We’re not going 0-82. Wait until this team starts to gel, it’s gonna be funnnn. Oh, and if you told me beforehand the Cavs would end up losing I’d still go to that game 100 out of 100 times. That atmosphere was unlike anything I’ve ever seen.