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Your Official Bottlegate Game Prediction (Hey Jimmy Fallon, puppies are stupid)

January 12, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

So Jimmy Fallon did this last week:

To save you 3 minutes I’ll sum it up for you: A bunch of cute, slobbering, naive, dumb, young puppies incorrectly picked a food dish to eat their dinner out of. Ho hum how cute blah blah blah. How Jimmy can even leave such a monumental decision in the paws of some dumb young pups is beyond me. That’s like having a bunch of Kindergartners decide Roe V. Wade. They’re just not mentally and emotionally cut out to make that kind of decision.

What you need is a regal, sophisticated, classy, intelligent animal to make these kinds of decisions. Someone who is colorblind (literally) to school colors and preconceived notions. And that someone is this:

Without further ado, the OFFICIAL Bottlegate National Championship prediction:

Buckeyes 41 Oregon 28

— This took around 13 takes.

Buckeyes, College Football

Your Comprehensive Ohio State-Oregon National Championship Photo Gallery

Gallery January 11, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

The Bucks play the Ducks Monday, January 12th for the national championship. What better way to get ready for the game than to check out each school’s fanbase, cheerleaders, dogs, cars, hot girls, mascots, and stadiums. 110 pics for you to feast your little eyes on. Enjoy.

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You’ll never need pre-workout again; New Ohio State National Championship Hype Video

January 9, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

I’ve been waiting on pins and needles ever since this little teaser trailer was posted this week:

Friday couldn’t get here quick enough and boy did this not disappoint. One of my favorite things this year has been these trailers every week. It’s hard to get pumped up for the Indianas and Rutgers of the world but every week these got me excited for even the shittiest teams of the Big 10. These last two have been INCREDIBLE. Love that they added a voice to this one (even if it’s Lorde). Enjoy.