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The new Star Wars Trailer gets a solid B

Was that a Tri-Saber?

I’m not the biggest Star Wars buff out there but since we’ve been posting movie trailers lately, it’s pretty much a no brainer to put this up.

Obviously the first 3 Star Wars (New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi) are all cinematic masterpieces… The 3 most recent (Phantom Menace, the Drone one, and that other one) kind of soured the brand for me. I’m 1000% more excited to see the new Jurassic Park movie than this Star Wars movie.

Can’t say this part didn’t get me a little bit excited though

But the Lil Jon remix is better

(Vines via @WorldofIsaac who is quickly becoming one of my favorite Twitter follows)

Quick Star Wars character Power Rankings

5. That fatass Jabba The Hutt

4. Jar Jar Binks. What a goofball this guy was.

3. Yoda

2. These Teddy Bear things that resemble a midget with a beard

1. Chewbacca

PS: The tri-lightsaber reminded me of the cross joint from Pineapple Express for some reason.