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‘Cleveland Awakens’ Combines Star Wars & Cleveland In An Awesome New Video

YouTube DescriptionFriends, Clevelanders, and fellow fans we are proud to present to you our tribute to Star Wars and the Land. This was only possible thanks to the generous time given by many talented people and is the beginning of many great adventures to come. Cheers!

That was… AWESOME. Now I’m not the biggest Star Wars buff on the planet (still haven’t seen the new one) but I know gold when I see it and that right there is gold. Seeing the downtown Cleveland skyline filled with X-Wings and Tie Fighters was dope as hell. Best use of downtown Cleveland in a movie since Captain America: Winter Soldier. I vote that in Ep 2 of Cleveland Awakens we get to see a little character development. I want to see someone as Princess Leia, Kylo Ren, or someone play Jabba The Hutt. Maybe get some idiot off the street to play Jar Jar Binks.

I give it 9.5 out of 10.

The new Star Wars Trailer gets a solid B

Was that a Tri-Saber?

I’m not the biggest Star Wars buff out there but since we’ve been posting movie trailers lately, it’s pretty much a no brainer to put this up.

Obviously the first 3 Star Wars (New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi) are all cinematic masterpieces… The 3 most recent (Phantom Menace, the Drone one, and that other one) kind of soured the brand for me. I’m 1000% more excited to see the new Jurassic Park movie than this Star Wars movie.

Can’t say this part didn’t get me a little bit excited though

But the Lil Jon remix is better

(Vines via @WorldofIsaac who is quickly becoming one of my favorite Twitter follows)

Quick Star Wars character Power Rankings

5. That fatass Jabba The Hutt

4. Jar Jar Binks. What a goofball this guy was.

3. Yoda

2. These Teddy Bear things that resemble a midget with a beard

1. Chewbacca

PS: The tri-lightsaber reminded me of the cross joint from Pineapple Express for some reason.