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Swole Patrol: Anderson Varejao and Timofey Mozgov work out together (w/music)

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Anderson Varejao and Timofey Mozgov got together for a little swole sesh earlier today and decided to make a feature film of themselves clangin and bangin. Basically this generation’s version of Arnold’s Pumping Iron. Andy crushing the 7 1/2 dumbbells and Timo beasting the 12 1/2 for some standing dumbbell bicep curls. Just two bros getting swole, talking about chicks, and trying to get their bods in check for beach season. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all.

Here’s the remixed version to the tune of everyone’s favorite 90’s pop song

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Timofey Mozgov stars in the greatest commercial ever made

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BRAVO! BRAVO SIR! What a rush! Never knew ol’ Timo had acting chops like that. Even in a backwards jersey he’s like a young Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse. Timofey displayed the kind of range you’d expect out of a seasoned commercial veteran. His opening delivery of “Get that weak stuff outta here” will go down in commercial lore along with “Gimme a break” from Kit Kat, the “I want my baby back baby back” ribs commercial from Chili’s, and “I’m lovin it” from McDonalds.

If you saw Timo out at the Brew Garden, how many beers do you think he could slug back? Twelve? Twenty? Fifty? For some reason I get this suspicion that he’s probably a vodka guy.

UPDATE:

There’s another commercial: This time with boobs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSHyNVfwjQ&feature=youtu.be

Mozzy, you dog, you! How about the Brew Garden just creating commercials that have gone viral all over the Internet? A+ job by their marketing team… Anyone got a name for this girl btw?

Also, he wears hats in public (Heinen’s) that say “Fuck you”

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Love this dude

Thanks to James for the tip on Video #2

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Watch the Cavs bench go batshit bonkers after LeBron throws down a disgusting alley oop

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Hear that sound? That’s the sound of the rest of the Eastern Conference shitting down their collective legs and crying into their pillow before they go to sleep. The Cavs are starting to gel and it’s starting to get fun down at the Q.

Subtweetgate aside it seems like these guys genuinely have fun when they’re together. As we’ve seen the past couple of years it’s the teams with the best chemistry that have the best chance to win the Finals. We’re slowly getting to that point. Oh, and having your center lead a fast break and then throwing an alley-oop to the best player in the world doesn’t hurt either.

Mike Miller’s celebrations are just the best.