Hey Trash Nasty Gaming, you’ve got a permanent place at the table with every drink and food option, no reservations, and unlimited booze. If Dan Gilbert is as smart of a businessman as we think he is, he’ll have this dude sitting behind the Raptors bench Tuesday night talking shit to Kyle Lowry and Demar DeRozan until his lungs fall out of his body.

But now the Cavs have to play the Raptors instead of the Heat?

I’ll be honest, I wanted the Heat. I wanted the Heat BAD. From the revenge factor, to the millions of storylines, to Le Batard & Papi, to the endless shit talking on Twitter…. this series would have been an all timer even if the Cavs probably would have won it in 5 or 6. And it was robbed from us. Robbed right under our noses from that fake ass maple tree humping country up North (didn’t think I’d ever be shit talking an entire country on this website yet here we are.)

Hey Raptors, we’re comin for that ass.

Cavs in 4.

Y’ALL FUCKIN TRASH