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While you were relaxing and probably nursing a hangover Saturday afternoon you may have missed the most entertaining “match” Ohio State and Michigan have had in years… and it happened on social media. Because nothing says “rivalry” like a good old fashioned Twitter beef. That’s the way Bo and Woody would’ve wanted it.

It all started when Jim Harbaugh and his khakis sent out this “Thought of the day”

Hm, weird. I never took Coach Jim as a “Thought of the day” kinda guy… but I digress. This was a direct shot at Urban Meyer and the Buckeyes and how they handled the Mike Weber/Stan Drayton recruiting situations. I’m not explaining it here but if you’re unfamiliar with what happened read this. This is Harbaugh just proving he’s got the mindset of a 15 year old girl by subtweeting Urban and the Bucks.

Interesting tactics by Jimmy here when Urban and the Bucks are the ones holding the CFB trophy while Michigan can’t even make the GoDaddy.com Bowl.

The tweet by Harbaugh piqued the interest of Mark Pantoni who is the Buckeye Director of Player Personnel. He sent this tweet out and it was a little less cryptic than Harbaugh’s.

“Oh hey Jim, you wanna send out whiny preteen girl subtweets? Oh well that’s cool my thought of the day is this cover of Sports Illustrated where we just rolled over Oregon to win the National Championship. How’s your 60th ranked recruiting class doing?”

Former Offensive Coordinator Tom Herman just couldn’t help himself either. He needed to take one last parting shot at Michigan and Jim Harbaugh and he completely ETHERED them. A lot of people have been dying on Twitter lately but this was a decapitiation unlike any these eyes have seen. He dropped the guillotine on Harbaugh and then dropped the mic. I really don’t know how Harbaugh will be able to show his face in public after that one. Fatality.

This renewed Ohio State-Michigan rivalry is already off to a great start. Michigan wins coaching searches, Ohio State wins National Championships. If you’re keeping score at home- Ohio State owns Michigan on the football field, the basketball court, the recruiting rankings, and now on the mean streets of social media.

OUT IN THE STREETS THEY CALL IT MURDERRRR

Boom. Shut it the fuck down. This is why Jordan Cameron is one of my favorite athletes in Cleveland.

Quick backstory- Cameron tweeted out “DQ didn’t punch anyone. On to the next headline…” referring to the report that former Brown D’Qwell Jackson punched a pizza boy in the head over a parking space. That’s when “@goahnargasz11” decided he was Louis CK and tried to be funny by asking Jordan “next headline: will you ever stay healthy for one 16 game season?”

And that’s when “goahnargasz11” was never heard from again.

Some anonymous idiot on the Internet wants to joke about an NFL player staying healthy? OK cool, don’t be surprised when you get dragged to the guillotine and Jordan slices your head off in public for everyone to see. You made your bed now you have to lie in it while you get brutally murdered online.

Finish him. "@jordancameron: @Bottlegate haha I'm done. I promise." pic.twitter.com/wqbCiryHj7

— Bottlegate (@Bottlegate) February 4, 2015

I believe this is what the kids today refer to as getting “ethered.” Such a deserving verbal undressing too. There’s a special place in hell reserved for people that comment and tweet at their own hometown athletes talking shit.

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There’s a report out there that Cameron isn’t interested in returning to the Browns and can you blame him? Who’s gonna throw him the ball? If I’m Jordan I’m leaving this dumpster fire and joining a contender with a real life, living, breathing quarterback like Green Bay or Seattle… If I’m the Browns I’m throwing money at him since he’s the ONLY skill position guy on the team that opposing defenses have to worry about.

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