Rule #1 of flying- Don’t sneeze and then tell people you were just in West Africa

Good God, dude. Sneezing and then telling people you were in West Africa in 2014 is the equivalent of yelling “BOMB” on a plane in 2001. Have you turned on the TV at all in the past couple weeks or so? The only thing that’s ever mentioned on every news station is Ebola. Ebola this, Ebola that. The whole nation is walking on pins and needles in fear of this epidemic wiping out the population and you’re sitting in Seat 9A cracking jokes like you’re Richard Fucking Pryor. “HAHAHA let’s joke about a disease that has already wiped out thousands of people in Africa and is now confirmed in the U.S. HEHEHE!!!”

From the person who took the video:

Once we landed in Punta Cana we were told by the flight attendants that there was a situation and that a passenger may have been in Africa and had Ebola. She was certain it was a hoax but they did not take any chances and had a full hazmat crew board the plane and take the passenger off. It was later confirmed that the passenger was never in Africa and after 2hrs we were finally able to get off the plane.

This sucks for the people who just landed in Punta Cana though. You want to go enjoy your vacation and frolic on the beach but you’re stuck on an airport runway (probably next to someone’s annoying kids) for 2 hours because some asshole thought he was hilarious. No punishment is too harsh for this bozo.

Morning Mishmash- Friday motivation, Katy Perry Super Bowl, Snapchat Ads

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It’s Friday,  let’s finish this week strong. Get your day started with this video. Holy shit. Yep, I’m gonna go run through a freaking wall now.

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A Cleveland store is giving away all their stuff for free. Yes, FREE. Hello new Fall wardrobe!

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Fantastic ALCS shirt

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Donte Whitner and Ted Ginn go back to Glenville and give their alma mater a pep talk

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Katy Perry will be this year’s halftime performer at the Super Bowl

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The Browns are one of the first teams in the NFL to go through HGH testing

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Here’s Varejao and Kyrie in Rio

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Watch a video of the beginning of the Progressive Field renovations. Hooray for a new bar!

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Snapchat is about to implement pop up ads. Shit. 

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I don’t care what your political or religious beliefs are, I think we can all agree that this is one helluva headline. Gotta respect it.

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