Hey Kid! What is your deal, dude? This is Dad’s house, you can’t be rooting for someone who plays for Dad’s in-state rival team. C’mon bro. This isn’t Nickelodeon or Spongebob. This isn’t recess. This shit isn’t Ninja Turtles and Lunchable. This is the National Football League. Either shape up or ship out!
-The funny thing is the kid is almost as tall as Dad. (Cheap height joke, I know hardy har har)
– That may be the cutest kid I’ve ever seen.
Well that was certainly exhilarating! I’ve been down on Ohio State ever since I went to the Virginia Tech game when they laid a huge egg earlier this season. However I’m slowly coming around to being all in on them again. After they beat the Nittany Lions by 20+ on Saturday and beat Illinois by 35+ next week, they travel to East Lansing to take on Mark Dantonio and the Connor Cook led Michigan State Spartans. Winner most likely gets into the 4 team college football playoff…
But we’re not looking ahead here, just remember what happened when the Browns played the Jaguars. You can’t overlook anybody. The Buckeyes have beaten the Nittany Lions by an average of 30.5 points the past 2 years and won 63-14 last season. On Saturday night Ohio State wins big. BIG. It’s a statement game on national TV. You bet your ass Urban and the Bucks will be trying to redeem themselves and gain some style points. Here’s some advice: if you get the Buckeyes (-14) or lower, BET. THE. HOUSE on OSU. I know I will be. (JK, already did)
Joey Bosa literally might eat Christian Hackenberg for dinner Saturday night.
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Grantland profiles the rise of JT Barrett and it’s excellent.
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One Direction is coming to FirstEnergy Stadium. I can’t even.
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Here’s a baby rhino prancing around while imitating a lamb
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Here’s a map detailing every county in the United States’ favorite NFL team
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Vine of the day
Bottlegate 