Browns part ways with OC Kyle Shanahan

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it won’t, because you’re from Cleveland. Twas announced a little while ago that Browns offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan asked for, and was granted, his release from the team after just one season. There were reports earlier this week that some friction existed between the Browns front office and coaching staff (Gasp!), which presumably was the cause behind what happened today. One of the more popular rumors is that he will reunited with poppa Mike, whom he worked under in Washington before coming to Cleveland. Buffalo, San Francisco, Oakland and Chicago all seem to be possibilities for one or both of them.

Funny thing about Cleveland sports – when you see something you like going on, you’re not sure if you like it because it’s actually good, or if you like it because what came before it was just so goddamn awful. Happened earlier this year for me when the Indians traded Asdrubal Cabrera and let Jose Ramirez finish out the year at shortstop. Felt like I was watching fucking Omar. This could be why I’m actually pretty bummed about losing Shanahan after one year. Other than his obligatory 15 toss sweeps for -5 total yards a game, I actually thought he had a decent amount of creativity in his play-calling. Certainly more so than the run-run-pass-punt schemes we’ve been subjected to over the past few years. I also really would have liked to see what he could have done with Johnny given a full off-season to prepare. I could totally see him on top of his own swan after #2 clinched a playoff berth after week 16. Sigh.

Mishmash- Dion Waiters, Ant Man, McDonalds burger after 2 years, Jeremy Lin & Swaggy P

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Dion Waiters says he was held back on the Cavs

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Gym and workout fails

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Here’s the new trailer for Marvel’s Ant Man

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Some dickhead abandoned this dog at a train station in Scotland

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Don’t run onto the court during a Turkish basketball game

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Jeremy Lin and Swaggy P seem like they could star in the funniest reality TV show ever

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Here’s what a McDonald’s burger looks like after sitting out for 2 years. Hint: it looks the same

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Mishmash- Charlie Sheen roasts Kim Kardashian, Bradley Cooper air guitar, Baseball HOF, Jon Jones tests positive for coke

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UFC heavyweight champion Jon Jones tested positive for cocaine and checked himself into rehab

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Charlie Sheen WENT OFF on Kim Kardashian and it feels so good to read

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An oil tycoon’s ex wife rejected a $975 million check because who could live on ONLY $975 million?

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Bradley Cooper played the best air guitar I’ve ever seen on Fallon a couple nights ago

 

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Dude runs out of toilet paper on a train, tweets about it, and someone rushes to his stall to deliver toilet paper

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Can you believe this guy was arrested for having drugs?

John Balmer, 50, was arrested and charged with possession of meth at the Kmart in Hudson. “Pay close attention to the T-shirt,” read the post on the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office’s Facebook page. [Pasco County Sheriff’s Office]

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This dude kinda sucks at throwing knives

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The Baseball Hall of Fame announce 4 new members yesterday

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