I know Mike has been feeding you animals hype videos all week and Will met his quarterly blog quota with his preview this morning, but this….this is truly something you need to see to believe.
“Cleveland Cavaliers fans and a Bay Area full of fair weather Warriors fans have their highly overpriced tickets in hand for what promises to be an exciting NBA 2015 Finals.
Lebron, with or without the headband, has been dominating in the playoffs in a weak East minus Love and plus beat up Kyrie Irving, so expect James to bring it. No doubt Matthew Dellavedova will have some news tricks up his sleeve, while big man Tristan Thompson has been integral with Love sidelined.
The Warriors are coming out of a phenomenal West behind the new NBA poster boy, sweet shootin, MVP Steph Curry. Fellow Splash Brother Klay ‘Concussed’ Thompson has been given the okay for Game 1. Let’s not forget the trash talking beast Dreymon Green.
This year has it all, one of the greatest players ever in the game against arguably the best shooter in history, but don’t expect any easy baskets. Who will break more ankles, Kyrie or Steph?
How can the Cavs slow Curry? Lebron answered that best, ‘the same way you slow me down…you can’t.’ Can Lebron bring one back for Cleveland? Or will Curry be crowned the new king?”
It’s the videos that leave you speechless that are always the hardest things to blog so, naturally, here we are.
I clicked on these guys’ YouTube channel to see what their most popular stuff was and quickly figured out that wasn’t the best move on a work computer, so you can go check that out yourselves.
At first their depiction of Cavs fans got me a little fired up. We’re a lot of things, absolutely, but overly obese is definitely not one of them. Then I made the obvious “misery” connection and it made a little more sense.
Plus, they called us diehard. +1 for Taiwan.
I have absolutely zero words. What even is this?
Very cavalier (boom) allocation of muscles on Steph here. Honestly, how much do you think he can bench in real life? Over/under 135?
Had no opinions of the Taiwanese before today. I do now.
Just Kevin Love holding his own arm and Kyrie in a full body cast. Nothing to see here.
Aaand we’re officially on another planet. Delly, with blades for legs, tripping/cutting off half of Klay Thompson ‘s right leg. So scrappy.
Golden State <3’s Spaghetto-O’s
You never fucking know with these people, but I’m guessing this means they’re picking the Warriors to win it. So now the Cavs are playing for Cleveland and America.
Bottlegate 