(via @TheCauldron)

I couldn’t decide if I thought this was funny until…

“If you or a loved one are an offensive coordinator, former XFL coach or spend more than 20 hours a week playing Madden, please call this number now. ”

Alright fine. That was pretty good. (Sashi is 0-3.)

PS “A team malnourished” made me legit sad

PPS Jessica Zapadka can read me bedtime stories all day