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Bottlegate’s Week 4 College Football Top 10 And Heisman Hopefuls

Week 4 in the books. Les Miles is out at LSU, Notre Dame is officially dead, Texas A&M is an SEC darkhorse, Wisconsin is for real, and Lamar Jackson just can’t stop scoring touchdowns.

Here’s the Top 10:

 

10. Stanford

Stanford is gonna have one of those seasons where they fly under the radar all season and then somehow end up as the #4 seed in the CFB playoff, I can just feel it. Any team with Christian McCaffrey on it has a chance to run the table. Stanford travels to AP #10 Washington for some Friday Night Lights PAC 12 action. Should be a good one.

Thoughts and prayers if you bet on last week’s Stanford-UCLA game, however.

https://twitter.com/jasonrmcintyre/status/779906297227415556

 

9. Houston

Houston’s win over Oklahoma looks a little less impressive after we found out Oklahoma is kind of average. The Coogs beat up on Texas State last week which isn’t saying much. For Houston, it all comes down to November 17th when they host Louisville. Until then, I’ll probably bounce them around the #5-9 range unless they lose.

 

8. Tennessee

Tennessee was down 21-3 to Florida at the half on Saturday, I declared that they stunk, and then they decided to go Super Saiyan and outscore Florida 35-7 in the second half. It was one of the more fun games this season.

The Vols play Georgia on Saturday, then @ Texas A&M, then they host Bama. Woof.

 

 

7. Michigan

Michigan beat Penn State 49-10 and the only highlight of the game was a tackle by Penn State’s chubby kicker. Michigan hosts Wisconsin on Saturday.

 

6. Clemson

They beat Georgia Tech last Thursday in a pretty boring game. I really just can’t get a read on Clemson this season. We’ll find out a ton about them this Saturday when they host Louisville in the biggest game in college football so far this season. Deshaun Watson vs. Lamar Jackson. God damn this game is going to be a lot of fun.

 

5. Texas A&M

Had Texas A&M ranked #8 last week and this week they jumped 3 spots after an impressive win vs. Arkansas. They’ve been flying under the radar the past few weeks but everyone is starting to find out that these boys can play. Friendly reminder- Trevor Knight has already beaten Nick Saban and Alabama when he played for Oklahoma. People forget that. (Except Nick Saban. Nick Saban hasn’t forgotten that)

 

4. Wisconsin

They already have two top 10 wins this year after beating LSU week 1 and demolishing Michigan State last week. If Ohio State didn’t look like such a dominant team in their victory at Oklahoma I’d probably rank Wisconsin as the best team in the Big 10. Yuuuge matchup with Michigan this week.

 

3. Alabama

They beat Kent State and host Kentucky on Saturday.

 

1.Ohio State & Louisville

Ohio State had a bye and Louisville beat Marshall. At this point it’s not even if the Cardinals can outscore the other team, it’s if Lamar Jackson can outscore the other team by himself. He did. 7 TDs for the Heisman frontrunner compared to 4 TDs for Marshall.

Ohio State hosts Rutgers (yawn) and Louisville travels to Clemson on Saturday.

 

Dropped out: Miami, Arkansas, Michigan State

 

Heisman frontrunners aka Lamar Jackson & everybody else

 

Christian McCaffrey 

436 yard rushing and 119 yards receiving with 4 total touchdowns.

 

Jabrill Peppers

Jabrill Peppers is college football’s version of Terrelle Pryor 🙂

 

JT Barrett

13 total touchdowns in 3 games for JT. Expect him to keep up that pace vs, Rutgers this Saturday.

 

Lamar Jackson

13 passing TDs and 12 rushing TDs. Pretty sure he’s going to score more touchdowns this year than 3/4 of the teams in the SEC.

 

Stanford v Washington on Friday night,  and Wisconsin v Michigan plus Louisville v Clemson on Saturday. Lettt’s gooo!

 

One of these weeks I’ll actually have this done on a Tuesday (when it should be posted) but Indians clinched a playoff berth so, sorry.

 

 

 

Mishmash- Hillbilly wakeboarding; Clemson banning Harambe memes; Komodo Dragons fight; More Bills Mafia

Cleveland pic of the day

I could watch these Komodo Dragons fight all day long

Bills Mafia videos continue to trickle in and as always, they’re awesome

ESPN made an Anchorman spoof yesterday. It’s good, but I’m not quite sure why they’re spoofing a movie from 2004

Clemson may be banning Harambe memes

Look at all of these damn fish in Florida

A man who was pulled over was driven 100 miles by a police officer to grieve with his family after his sister died

Hillbilly wakeboarding is something I can get down with

90’s song of the day

 

The Indians Won Their First Division Title Since 2007 Last Night And The Locker Room Celebration Was Wild

The Indians clinched their first division title last night since 2007. It would have been great to clinch at home yesterday but clinching in Detroit was pretty pretty sweet too.  The locker room after was a damn party, but you guys knew it would be. Let’s do a little recap.

The bash started off with a nice little “Fuck Paul Hoynes” chant. Seemed all in good fun though

You guys know where the party is at

“We’re gonna party and we’re gonna enjoy it and we’re gonna party and we’re gonna enjoy it again”

Tito was absolutely lit last night

A common theme of the night was to pour a gallon of beer on whoever was getting interviewed

Jose said some stuff

“It hurts so good. Uh, I wish we would’ve lost”

I would have paid good money to be apart of this celebration

Double fist Stone Cold style. Hopefully we see Kip go full on Kevin Love and just drench himself in beer… but that’ll be for a celebration down the road

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/780607394715885568

“Souvenir City”

Underwood- “AH, SHIT”

Don’t know what this is or what they’re saying but I want in

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/780609456929280002

Panda

The party went all through the night and ended with Kip taking a little nap in a Detroit hotel hallway. Who knows, they might still be partying in Greektown right now.

https://twitter.com/CKluber/status/780674104047308800

If they actually fell asleep last night, the players are probably waking up right now to the best headache they’ve had in their lives.

I say we do this whole celebration thing again in a couple weeks.

Cover pic via Tribe Vibe