Yeah, her boyfriend just died. Dude died in a beer pong accident! What an idiot!

“Aaaahhh, I’m jumping off a front porch to dunk a ping pong ball into a red Solo cup! Take a good picture, honey, I’m dead!”

Now I’m not the foremost authority on the beer pong dunk but I’m pretty sure that one of the main requirements of dunking is that you have a table that will 100% break once you land on it. You know, one of those shitty brown laminated ones that everyone has. If you’re gonna go big and jump off the porch like this, you gotta be absolutely positive that the table is cheap and will collapse like you just got 3-D’ed by Bubba Ray Dudley. I like this kid’s moxie and showmanship but his decision making is just poor. I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul and ACL.

Sidenote: I laughed out loud for a good 5 minutes when I was cropping this screengrab

Update: This video is a year old. Whoops.