Yeah, her boyfriend just died. Dude died in a beer pong accident! What an idiot!
“Aaaahhh, I’m jumping off a front porch to dunk a ping pong ball into a red Solo cup! Take a good picture, honey, I’m dead!”
Now I’m not the foremost authority on the beer pong dunk but I’m pretty sure that one of the main requirements of dunking is that you have a table that will 100% break once you land on it. You know, one of those shitty brown laminated ones that everyone has. If you’re gonna go big and jump off the porch like this, you gotta be absolutely positive that the table is cheap and will collapse like you just got 3-D’ed by Bubba Ray Dudley. I like this kid’s moxie and showmanship but his decision making is just poor. I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul and ACL.
Sidenote: I laughed out loud for a good 5 minutes when I was cropping this screengrab
Update: This video is a year old. Whoops.
Via Kent Wired
The FBI and the Department of Homeland Security are investigating Julio Pino, a Kent State associate history professor, for alleged involvement with the Islamic State, also known as ISIS or ISIl.
A joint terrorism task force has been investigating Pino for the last year and a half, said an FBI special agent who did not wish to be named for safety reasons.
“There is no direct threat to the university,” the agent said.
The agent said they interviewed several faculty members and more than 20 of Pino’s students Tuesday about his alleged involvement. He is also being investigated for allegedly recruiting students to join ISIS.
Kent read. Kent write. Kent… join ISIS?
Pino denies it in this video, also from KentWired
Hopefully this is all just a huge misunderstanding. But I know when the FBI gets involved to investigate someone is in ISIS… well, where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire. Best case scenario is he’s just one of those radical professors who sometimes says some stuff that is just completely off the rails. Innocent until proven guilty I guess. Although I know if there’s one thing you don’t want to be accused of; it’s being accused of being in ISIS.
WHAT KIND OF A MORON ARE YOU?!?
Well that’s what happens when you fuck with the wrong minivan. This video occurred at Kent State and it went 0-100 real quick. One moment this dude is swearing at the person inside of the car, the next moment he’s face up on the pavement not knowing where the hell he is. Someone needs to take this poor guy to the Water Street Tavern and buy him a beer STAT.
Now while we don’t know all the details of the story, I think we can all agree getting bundled and dragged by a minivan is about one of the most emasculating things that can happen to you as a man. A MINIVAN. Sheesh. When you approach a car and are banging on the window and swearing at the driver, all of your basic human rights go out the window. You should expect the worst. This guy is lucky he didn’t get caught under a tire or two. Kent read, Kent write, Kent go around banging on people’s windows without consequences.
h/t Cleveland Scene