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Justin Gilbert Threw Dip Spit On A Car, Got In Some Road Rage, Crashed His Car In A Ditch, Got A Ticket

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Pic via @TheKovach

From CBS Cleveland

Brunswick Police received a call from the Ohio State Highway Patrol at 4:12 p.m. informing them that a Ford Mustang was chasing Gilbert’s Challenger on I-71 south. Sgt. Safran also said that they received several calls from other drivers on 71 to report the what they saw.

Gilbert exited onto State Rt. 303 and the Mustang, driven by a 55-year old Parma man, followed.

According to police, the incident was a result of one vehicle cutting off the other and the two allegedly exchanged obscene gestures. Gilbert also allegedly threw a cup of used tobacco juice out the window of his Challenger and it landed on the Mustang.

In an attempt to escape the pursuit of the Mustang, Gilbert drove through an industrial park and eventually crashed his Challenger into a drainage ditch on West 130th.


 

Have a day J.Gilbs!

What a week for your Cleveland Brownies, what a week! We’ve got coaches getting suspended for assaulting their fiancees; we’re trading our wide receivers for hurt running backs; our General Manager is suspended; and now this! It never ends.

Not a good look for our boy Justin here.

In fairness, if some 55 year old kook started following me and trying to run me off the road, I’d try to outrun him too. It would have been a much worse look if both men  would have gotten out of their car, confronted each other, got into an altercation, and ended up with Justin beating up some old dude. Not condoning what happened one bit, but this whole episode could have had a wayyy worse outcome. Thankfully no one was hurt.

Whatever. On to the Jets.

Guy at Kent State berating a minivan driver promptly gets thrown like a ragdoll

WHAT KIND OF A MORON ARE YOU?!?

Well that’s what happens when you fuck with the wrong minivan. This video occurred at Kent State and it went 0-100 real quick. One moment this dude is swearing at the person inside of the car, the next moment he’s face up on the pavement not knowing where the hell he is. Someone needs to take this poor guy to the Water Street Tavern and buy him a beer STAT.

Now while we don’t know all the details of the story, I think we can all agree getting bundled and dragged by a minivan is about one of the most emasculating things that can happen to you as a man. A MINIVAN. Sheesh. When you approach a car and are banging on the window and swearing at the driver, all of your basic human rights go out the window. You should expect the worst. This guy is lucky he didn’t get caught under a tire or two. Kent read, Kent write, Kent go around banging on people’s windows without consequences.

 

h/t Cleveland Scene