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A Guy In The Muni Lot Willingly Jumped Off A Bus Into A Tree For Some Reason 

If a guy jumping off the top of a bus into a tree and falling to the ground in a crumpled heap isn’t a metaphor for this Browns season then I don’t know what is.

I was in the Muni Lot before Sunday’s game. Upper 40s with sunshine for a late November home game in Cleveland is unheard of… and the Muni was possibly the least crowded I’ve ever seen it in the 10 years that I’ve been going. For every three cars there was an empty space with nothing in it. A few of the usuals weren’t there. The second lot after the toll booth was about 15% full. A once proud and great parking lot reduced to empty spaces and drunk guys willingly jumping into trees in hopes of a branch poking their eyes out so they don’t have to watch the Browns play football. SAD! 

At least this guy had a good time 

 

 

h/t @bustedcoverage

Mishmash- Australian guy crushes his live TV interview; Giraffe trucksticks a lion; Dolphins fan fight 

Cleveland pic of the day

Australian live TV interviews are so much better than American live TV interviews. I love this guy.

This lady had a public meltdown in Chicago. She sucks.

An amazing incredible breathtaking awe inspiring feat

https://twitter.com/Feelipo_/status/803388274433781760

This lion just got absolutely embarrassed by a giraffe. King of the jungle, my ass

Dolphins vs 49ers fan fight!

This video of a guy getting his windshield smashed with a baseball bat is going viral… FYI the dude who posted it is one of those YouTube pranksters so I’d say this is probably 99% fake

https://twitter.com/coby_persin/status/803034363306704896

90’s song of the day

 

A Collection Of Hype Videos To Take You From Six To Midnight Before The Game

#2 Ohio State. #3 Michigan. Noon. Columbus. Biggest rivalry in American sports.

OOOO boy. Big one today, fellas.

Here are some hype videos to ease your nerves/get you so worked up that you develop a brain aneurysm and your head explodes and you don’t end up seeing one second of the game today. Either one works.

That song BANGS. For your downloading pleasure it’s: A Perfect Circle- Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums

This one from Eleven Warriors is sure to take you from 6 to midnight