Alright, LeBron. We get it. You work out. You’re better than us and we stink. Sure some of us may have have just woken up from a 2 hour mid day nap because we stayed up to watch the UFC fights then went to Dive Bar and stayed up till 4 am drinking beer and eating pizza… but gosh, you don’t need to rub it in our faces. Sundays are a day of rest and should be treated as such. Besides, dude, you’re like 31 years old. Go spend your Sundays on a recliner watching Chopped or something. Rest that body. Playoffs don’t start till April 16th anyway.

Time to heat up some leftover pizza. Strive for greatness, indeed.

PS- Even Damon Jones is like “Dude, relax.”