This is the Isaiah Crowell hype video we deserve and the one we need.
First off, this music BANGS. I’m not lying when I say that was the most entertaining player highlight video I’ve ever seen. I literally jumped out of my seat when I read “Throw Dem Pizza Lunchables on the Field!”
I don’t even know what that means but you can bet your ass I’m gonna be yelling it all day Sunday in the Muni Lot and inside the stadium. There’s just so many one liners here that can be used in everyday life. Someone cuts you off in traffic? “Take a ride in the slam sedan….BITCH!” At the gas station and see some guy wearing jorts? #SoNotCrow!
Isaiah Crowell is quickly becoming the new cult favorite Cleveland athlete and I’m A OK with that. All aboard the Tha Crow bandwagon!
#SoFuckinCrow
UPDATE: The music is actually Raven’s (the wrestler) entrance theme
“I’m Josh Gordon, even though I love getting high, you won’t find lower down payments than here at the Sarchione Auto Group.”
After one day on the job, Josh already looks like he’s the best car salesman in Ohio. He’s dressed kinda casual but still professionally enough that you know he’s not one of those sleazeball car salesmen. You know, the kind that when you shake their hand your hand is left with a greasy film on it because of all their hair gel. He’s approachable and ready to get you into that new car. Zero down and 0% APR.
What do you think Josh is thinking in this picture?
“Only a couple days now until I’m back on the field and not doing this shit anymore. Now where’s the blunt?”
I’m actually surprised he’s made it 2 days at this job to be honest.
Frustrating game to say the least. But damn, it was kind of fun, right? How many other Browns teams would have just packed it up when down 27-3 at half? No Josh Gordon, Ben Tate out for the game, Jordan Cameron out for the game and yet you score 24 second half points on the road vs. the “vaunted” Steeler defense. Obviously not the outcome everyone wanted, but it’s something to build on. Let’s look at the tape.
Copycat Steelers fans with the ol “hang the quarterback with a noose”
But we already did this. And did it way better.
This guy does not like the Browns 1st half effort or Mike Pettine
We watched a football game and a karate match broke out
So disrespectful.
And then the internet did internet things
Thankfully Spencer had a sense of humor about the whole thing
In all I thought the line played pretty well. They gave Hoyer time and we were able to run the ball at will in the second half. They gave up a VERY untimely sack on the Browns last drive though.
Brett Keisel’s whole “I have a long beard hehehe” thing is so played out. Get a new shtick you Brian Wilson wannabe.
I loved what I saw out of all 3 of our running backs
And my all time favorite running back agrees with me
Game balls- Paul Kruger, Karlos Dansby, every running back, Andrew Hawkins, Brian Hoyer
Even in the loss there’s a lot to be optimistic about. Will the first half Browns show up or will the second half Browns show up vs New Orleans? The saints are coming off an OT loss to the Falcons and it’s going to be tough to think New Orleans starts the season 0-2.
Bottlegate 