Category Archives: Buckeyes

Just like our e-mail said, Cardale Jones is returning to OSU

January 15, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

So this means we scooped the entire sports media world, right? Little ol’ Bottlegate.com just doing the dirty work of the internet. You know it’s bad when 2 idiot assholes who run a blog have this information before major sports media outlets.

Can’t wait to see 12 Gauge back in the Scarlet and Grey next year throwing BOMBS, trucking D-linemen, and hurdling DBs. If he can continue the success he had in these past 3 games there’s no reason why he couldn’t be a top 5 pick in the 2016 draft.

Cardale said himself that he wasn’t ready so I don’t know why all these media types are freaking out. He made the decision that he thought was best for him, no need to put him down. He’s betting on himself, not chasing money, and returning to school… shouldn’t that be commended?

Can’t wait for Virginia Tech. Go Bucks.

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What better way to celebrate 12 Gauge’s return than with one of these bad boys?

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Third String, First Place; Ohio State v Oregon Tuesday Game Tape (2nd half)

January 13, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

You can view the first half here

Zeke opened up the second half right where he left off

6’5 250 lb. 3rd string quarterbacks should not be doing this

Got nervous here for a second. So. Many. Turnovers.

And Oregon scored the very next play. Things were ALMOST interesting when he dropped it at the goal line

Is Oregon the luckiest team in college football? Seriously. How does this same play happen 2 games in a row.

Zeke Zeke Zeke

The Oregon Duck started getting drunk and a little frisky

Think Urban Meyer was a little excited?

Nose tackle meet the DaleDozer

Zeke Zeke Zeke again for his 3rd

This is just Big 10 football. None of that sissy boy west coast Hollywood shit.

The backup came in for 1 play and was promptly decapitated

Zeke Zeke Zeke x 4

Well worth it

San Antonio, you little bitch

Cardale Jones and Tyvis Powell need their own reality show

Pic of the game/night/week/year/month hands down

Bosa with the snake. HA!!! So Classic!

O # 1 O

Ha. Nice catch you bum

Brutus is gonna get so drunk in Disneyworld

And Ohio Staters started going HAM on High Street

Check out these lovebirds

The Buckeye locker room last night was LIVE

Best team in the land from the best conference in the land.

Go Bucks.

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Third String, First Place; Ohio State v Oregon Tuesday Game Tape (1st Half)

January 13, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

This game wasn’t as close as the score advertised. A 22 point win with FOUR turnovers?! And oh yeah, playing your 3rd string quarterback in his 3rd career start. The term “Team of destiny” gets thrown around a little too loosely nowadays but if you look it up in the dictionary you’ll see a picture of the 2014 Ohio State Buckeyes. Un-fucking-real. I’ve never experienced a season like this in any sport and I’m sure most of you haven’t either. Let’s look at the game tape.

Corso knows

I’ve never seen something so intimidating running out of the pregame tunnel

Nevermind, this is more intimidating. Poor girl.