Category Archives: Cleveland Indians

Timofey Mozgov threw out the first pitch at the Tribe game and he obviously has a future in baseball

If you saw Timofey Mozgov walking down the streets of Cleveland and thought to yourself “Hey that looks like a dude who could be a dominant RHP for a Major League club” you’d be 100% right. Ol Timo threw out the first pitch during last night’s Tribe game and you’d have thought he grew up playing with little white balls instead of big orange ones. Seriously. The dude is like a Soviet Randy Johnson except he’s not as creepy, he doesn’t have long greasy hair, and he’s not an acclaimed bird murderer. Just a big friendly fellow from Russia who’s got an arm like a f*cking cannon.

Timofey Mozgov: Professional basketball player, international commercial star, and up and coming big league pitcher. There’s nothing he can’t do. A real renaissance man.

Warm up pitches. Cannon. Heard he clocked in at 107. Those thuds you hear are baseballs dying.

He met Michael Bourn and basically swallowed his entire hand

He’s taller than most girls in Cleveland.

cover pic via Fox Sports 

The Indians will have SELF SERVING BEER STANDS at their new bar in right field

 

Self… serving… beer… stands? Self serving beer stands? Self serving beer stands.

What’s the worst thing about getting a beer at a bar? The wait. Usually you’ll have to fight your way through a crowd of 21 year olds doing Kamikazee shots or sometime the bartender is blatantly ignoring you even though you’ve made eye contact with her 8 times and have your wallet and credit card in plain sight and no one else is even at the bar… but I digress. This eliminates all that. No having to wait for a bartender. No having to feel like an asshole if you don’t tip when you’ve been waiting for 15 minutes. Just cutting out the middle man and having you pour your own delicious cold beer. The Indians are playing chess while all other Cleveland teams play checkers (or is it the other way around?)

With these new self serving beer stands and the Ohio open container law that’ll pass soon, the Gateway area is going to become an alcoholic’s Shangri La and I for one couldn’t be happier.

More pics of “The Corner”

 

Friday can’t get here soon enough

Here are some Cleveland Indians 2015 hype videos to get you ready for tonight

Cavs shot selection yesterday wasn’t up to LeBron’s standards. Blah. Johnny Manziel went golfing with his dad. Don’t care.

Tonight, at 7:10 on national televison, none of that matters. Who the Browns are going to draft. The Cavs impending playoff run. Contract extensions, injuries, magazine covers. None of it. Because in six short hours, we get to sit down and watch the most anticipated Cleveland Indians season in recent memory begin.

But these should hold you over until then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t8tDA-GhQA

FWIW this is my favorite